Star-anus

When you twist 3 penises into a Nordic braid for efficient and imminent insertion.

It took all three of the boys to give Jill a proper star-anus.
John, Larry and Dave played scissors paper rock to see who got middle row in the Star-anus.

by D-W-J July 13, 2025

ANUS

Acronym for Academic Nuts Universe Society.

Today, I went to the ANUS.

by DefinitionMaster2026 August 21, 2025

Anus-Pussy

A horrifically foul smelling pussy

Jeff's mom has Anus-Pussy

by Kunt_Wida_K January 2, 2026

Jiminy Anus

The art of having anal sex and then pouring the fluids in your partners ear.

“Hey Juan I did the Jiminy Anus with Mia the other day.”

“ Andrew what fuck!”

by Really Big Cheese January 31, 2025

Anu Dropping

When someone is on a conference call and another person walks in, unaware that one person on the call can hear them.

Anu dropping happens when someone walks into a room and starts talking, unaware that one person on a conference call can hear them

by qrasexgrchgvjbknlm;k,mnb February 6, 2025

Anus Rectum Face

A terrifying serial killer who roams the woods of the cocklands.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.

Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:

"I have left you leaking and squeaking."

May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.

camper 1: I'm just going to go out into the woods to piss.
camper 2: Sure.

<after five minutes have elapsed>

camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.

camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here

by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT February 7, 2025

Chemical anus

The taste in your mouth when eating citrus immediately after drinking milk.

GD man, my mouth tastes like chemical anus.

by LBJPebs February 24, 2025