animal-lover

One who psychotically behaves as if everything is abuse or mistreatment of animals, defending them from people for little to no reason and often going to extremes in doing so; anifiscative

Some animal-lover screamed "CALL THE POLICE" when she found out that I hadn't given my dog a bath for a couple weeks.

"NEGLECT! MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE," my animal-loving mom hollered at me when I told her I had left our bird home alone for a couple hours.

When some animal-lover on Yahoo Answers informed me that she was going to burn down my house and key my car if I ever yelled at my cat again, I just laughed my ass off.

The animal-lover next door reported us to Animal Control for leaving our miniature shnauzer outside for the evening in 60 degree weather, claiming it was much too hot for our dog.

I was accused of being an animal-lover when I told my baby sister that she should give the Turtle to a family who loves it and to go fuck herself because she didn't play with it for 2 days.

by GiaMcCornville April 26, 2008

Animal Jam

A site for 8-10 year old kids. Sometimes 43 year olds looking for some little to molest

30 year old: My kid goes on Animal Jam

43 year old: I know I fucked her on the internet

by Mgentdf August 27, 2013

Animal Husbandry

The act of building strong relationships with animals, oftentimes involving marriage.

David- Keith just got married to his Pygmy Blue Whale that he spent the last year courting with krill-filled tea infuser!

John- Hurray for Obama and Animal Husbandry!

by Trollololol89 February 21, 2012

animal trainer

a person with the talent to bring out the utmost freakiness in an otherwise shy sexual partner.

my roommate can get girls to do really crazy shit in bed... he's such an animal trainer.

by skot March 18, 2005

Animal Highschool

A disgusting website that shows pictures of animals getting red rockets and blow-jobs from human women.

Ewww...! I just saw a picture of Jake's mom giving that bull a red rocket!

by Fetus Bomber April 11, 2006

Animation Meme

The 10th circle of hell.

Person: Finally, I have made my animation meme. Now all i need to do is wait for the views to come in-
Satan: Welcome to hell!
Person: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sorowa May 20, 2020

anime fangirl

a girl who is watches anime and possibly reads manga. not necessarily obsessed with it, though.

sarah- omg, that girl is SUCH an anime fangirl. she's OBSESSED with watching it!!

mathew- sarah, don't be such an idiot. being an anime fangirl doesn't mean your obsessed, an anime otaku does.

by toastedgoldfish June 30, 2014