person plague

When your doing "Randoms" (Constantly pressing the shuffle button for funny definitions) on Urban Dictionary and you keep getting peoples' fucking retarded names.

"Terry, Who gives a fuck about Terry? I'm getting person plagued."

by TheMagicSchoolBuss March 11, 2016

personality-trapped

When you personality trap someone is when you make your personality so AMAZING online, that when they meet you irl and you arnt as cute as your pics it doesn’t matter because they already like you.

“Fuck Sarah, you’re a bit chubbier than your pics! But you seem so cool I’m willing to look past that”

Sarah: “yeah sorry, I personality-trapped you”

by Psuedosarah March 20, 2019

person craving

A desire to see someone

I have a person craving for Isabelle

by GlowingEyesTØP September 8, 2023

wallpaper person

When someone is so boring that could easily just melt into the wallpaper.

What? Was Caren at the party? She's such a wallpaper person

by PlantAxe May 19, 2020

Puddle person

A person who sucks the energy out of you. Who blames everyone but themselves for their feelings. A person who just cries and waddles in self pity. So sad my life cry cry tear tear.

Omg MIA she’s so annoying and always cries. Why don’t you like me… because you’re a puddle person.

by Sumaly October 13, 2023

To Ali a person

When u complement a person and roast them together.

Kevin: Say, that’s a nice sweater you’re wearing

Mathew: What are you talking about? It’s ugly as shit. My wife made me wear it

Kevin: Well in comparison to your wife that sweater is beautiful

(An example as to how To Ali a Person)

by Subaru harison November 7, 2019

Rainbow person

Someone who's been a constant in your life, someone you grew up with who helped you through a lot and don't understand the importance they have in your life and the impact they've had on you, your love for them is unconditional and they will hold a special place in your heart for life

I'm glad you're my rainbow person

by Softiecoloursgirl September 8, 2023