Skip to main content

Hurricane Michael

A hurricane that coincidentally occurred on October of this year, a number of days before the new Halloween reboot movie is set to come out
Hurricane Michael is approaching! Pack up your shit and bail out!
by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018
mugGet the Hurricane Michaelmug.

Michael East

A dumb cock sucking faggot who likes big black boners in his mouth. He shoves dog dick up his butt every night to the soundtrack of Lion King. He is also known for robbing all the kfc's.
Michael East? That Faggot put a dick in his butt! Said Travis.

I know he is so gay right? I heard he sucks dick for money! Replied Chris.
by Michael East August 27, 2014
mugGet the Michael Eastmug.

Michael Qunell

The Big Man ~ father, counselor, poet, scholar. Women all love him. Men want to be him.
Yeah, Chuck Norris is great and all, but he's no Michael Qunell!
by csm0004 November 6, 2011
mugGet the Michael Qunellmug.

Michael Sanzone

Michael Sanzone is apart of a tik tok house called the hype house, he became a member of the hype house because he slept there and never left so Thomas Petrou said “if u make content, u can stay”, so Michael did. Michael Sanzone is literally my favorite person ever, he’s also my favorite tik toker and one of my favorite hype house members, he’s a nice and funny guy and has such a sweet personality, if u ever become his gf don’t break his heart plz
me: do u know Michael Sanzone?
person: no
me: HOW?! he’s my fav tik toker EVER
by Jayda1230 February 5, 2021
mugGet the Michael Sanzonemug.

Michael Nico

God at math , but certainty is not scientifically Straight . Proven by Jonathan Taday
You're such a Michael Nico
I wish Michael Nico was Jonathan Taday
by Straight Lord January 31, 2019
mugGet the Michael Nicomug.

Michael Prior

Famous teacher/rapist/stand up comedian. A jack off all trades. Has slight retardation
My asshole feels sore. Probably because i fell asleep in Michael Priors class.
by SemenHole May 15, 2022
mugGet the Michael Priormug.

Michael Bambino

Has a humongous dick and gets tons of pussy that he be drowning. Watch out cause he might splash on you bitch like water 💦
Michael Bambino fucked my bitch last night. Rip.
by Henry Fischer March 6, 2019
mugGet the Michael Bambinomug.

Share this definition