face job

Interjection commonly used after a person has been insulted, disgraced, or humiliated. Derived from the phrases "in your face" or "face!"

One person makes fun of the other and then says to him "face job" as a way of showing how embarrassed he looks.

by theitrain October 26, 2006

Reif Job

As an incoming freshman, when you are so desperate and you lower your standards into the gutter and just want to fit in with the "cool kids" that you find the ugliest and easiest girl on the floor late one night and bring her into your room and turn the lights off and then watch the top of her head bob on your lap. Then afterwards you brag to all of your friends about how some hot girl went down on you for the first time ever until they come to find out she was fugly and you then get made fun of for the rest of your sorry life.

"Dude, did you hear that Connor got a Reif job?"

"Dude, I just heard that Connor got a Reif job. Is it true?"

"WTF? He let that gross troll 'S' his 'D'?"

by C5 April 5, 2005

wing job

When a girl puts a penis between her lower and upper arm at the elbow crease and flaps her arm up and down to ejaculate him.

Sarah N. wrapped her arm around Fen's small penis and flapped like big bird until Fen spurted his sailors into her hair.

by The Box April 1, 2005

Claw Job

When you hang your flaccid penis over a cat's head, the cat, believing it is a dangling toy, claws the tip of your penis until orgasm is achieved.

Clawjob can also be used in slang terms by saying Clawsdale.

Blaze: I just want Kesha to give me a softy right now.
Me: I want a fucking claw job right now. Trixy, get over here.

I was just trying to get ready for work this morning and I nutted everywhere because I got the greatest clawsdale of my life. Three swipes of the claw and I achieved nirvana.

by Knowvis May 29, 2010

Jap Job

For a women to give a japanese male a handjob or a blowjob, there may be no actual sex, consisting of dick in pussy.

wow your such a slut, you gave kim-chee a jap job you ho.

by Shane Prose December 15, 2008

main job

Used to counter the sentence you have said before hand and turn whatever you said into the opposite meaning. Typically used when being sarcastic

I like my math class,main job

by Shiftme February 22, 2020

brain job

when your gf/bf covers your nose with their mouth and blows up your nostrils giving you a weird tingly feeling in your head

I was making out with my boyfriend when he decided to give me a brain job. he is so weird

by suckmyash September 5, 2015