Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.

John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.

by Squirrel Murphy August 27, 2009

Deuce the Caboose

Inserting two fingers into the anal cavity, then spread your fingers apart like your saying peace.

You can ease a woman into anal if you slowly deuce the caboose

by beatboxboy21 March 18, 2021

Ace Deuce

Someone who is your best friend; your number one road dog, the person who has your back to the fullest and you have theirs the same.
The homie that has been there since day one & when shit gets heavy and hits the fan there the first to be there.

Your Number One , your ACE DEUCE.

Diane is my ace deuce, she always got my back.

My A-1 since day 1.

by anonymous November 13, 2020

dirty deuce

A person who absoluteley smells like onions, after a long day of work of doing nothing on the job.

Damn bro you are a dirty deuce you stinky piece of shit.

by lebron42069 November 12, 2023

What the deuce?

An expression made by the most iconic gay cartoon character.

Stewie Griffin. Stewie Griffin uses the expression "what the deuce?"

by MaxGriffin March 22, 2017

Deuce

A sock head or a butt face.

Natalia: Turkey? I'm not familiar with these weird bowling terms.
Ellie: You're such a deuce.

by SomeCoolKidWroteThis December 20, 2008

Deuces Wild

The lucky flush you get between clogging the toilet and having to use the plunger

After clogging the toilet with a huge dump, just before using the plunger, I tried my luck with another flush and it was deuces wild!

by Paulkout September 25, 2021