albino fish lick

The act of eating cocaine out of a woman's vagina

Bro I got so high after she told me I could do an albino fish lick. She really seemed to like it too.

by Dipcommander May 14, 2015

Lick my plate

Insult used by Chop Top in the original version of 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.'

Chop Top points to the visible metal plate in his head as he says it.

If you ever get cut off in traffic, a clever thing to yell to the offending driver is, "Hey, lick my plate, you dog dick!"

by MrCreo$ote April 23, 2018

Platonic Boob Licking

The act of licking another person's boob in a way that is non-sexual, often done in a "truth or dare" scenario.

E.g. I dare you to engage in platonic boob licking with her

by notasloth1234 March 28, 2013

WHAT THE LICK READ

"how are ya doing" a salutation

calvin ax me what the lick read this morning and i said "what"?

by shannonf October 28, 2007

Licking the bottle

When you are interested in a girl and effectively tell your friends as to make her off limits to their sexual conquests, much like if you licked a bottle so that nobody would drink from it while you were out of the room.

Dude, I am Licking the bottle on this girl. Back off.

by Seanlas Barbowany November 19, 2010

fag lick

self explanitory: word for one who would lick a fag
usually used in a demeaning way;;

What are you looking at, fag lick??

by britb0i September 18, 2009

Bloody Lick

The act of a male dressing up as a soldier cutting his tongue and licking a naked chick. BONUS: Add spices and vodka into vagina and drink-n-lick at same time for a narly Bloody Mary. DOUBLE BONUS: Cut off both partners pubic hair and put into the mix for a Bloody Hairy. HARDCORE BONUS: Continue process until chick cums, then all get a cup and have all the juices pour into it, immediately hold her down and force it down her throat. If she vomits, you must eat it.

John: Hey White...I'm gay now.
White: Was it that Bloody Lick Arik told you not to try out?
John: ...
White: ...yeh...

by AdmiralAsshole November 7, 2010