frapp yourself

When you get your first taste of a Carmel frappacino and you blow a load in your shorts.

“You’ve never tried a frappacino? You’ve got to you’re going to frapp yourself.

by Annoyed neighbor December 11, 2022

shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

telling someone older to shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

sdasgdfgasd: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

qqqqqqqqetwrfghssg: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

old guy: fucking kill yourselves

by sillycat13 May 3, 2023

how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves

person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?

by personman334 September 11, 2023

Grill Yourself

another way to say kill yourself without getting banned

"GRILL YOURSELF
wtf man thats rude

by LuciaMinako September 25, 2023

hang yourself like a painting

To make a joke about killing yourself

1: WaAaAaAaA I can't do thissss

2: L + Bozo, hang yourself like a painting

by That random brit July 10, 2023

kill yourself

a phrase used by someone jokingly or by those emu kawaiicore pfps when you don't share exactly the same views with them

1: "i don't like xyz"
2: "kay why ess >-<"

1: "i sharted on your carpet last night btw"
2: "go kill yourself"

by ~a gay person July 13, 2023

think for yourself

An exhortation that, taken at face value, is actually good advice, except that when people tell you to do it, they don't ACTUALLY mean "Think for yourself", they mean "Reject mainstream news sources, and trust fringe, loony ones". On the rare occasion that they don't mean this, they still mean "Think for yourself, and agree with me!" At no time, when anybody ever tells you to think for yourself, does the thought ever cross their mind that you could possibly think for yourself, and reach a different conclusion from the one that they reached, or one that is even opposite to the one that they reached.

"Vaccines are poison, and chemtrails are causing birth defects! Think for yourself, watch this poorly-researched YouTube video, and you will agree with me!"

by q359 July 25, 2023