A gay paedophile currymuncher who has a miniscule penis and likes sucking off men for a fiver, he also has a little thing for his neighbour barbara who will most likely die in a couple years, she also has a rash on her large baffoon looking breasts. A josh also acts a bit big for his height thinking he can take down the Dilan the brick and Anthony the ("I cant breathe"). A josh also dresses their brother up for roleplay.
by Type1Nonce September 10, 2020
Get the Josh Brooksmug. Its when theres a chick who is a stranger to you but shes in a league of her own in all areas in which a dude finds uniquely attractive according to his preferences in what qualities a chick should or shouldn't have in order to be called a total-hottie, dime, dream-girl, hottest chick alive, etc.
by Rookie Bobby or Slenderman August 8, 2025
Get the Brookemug. Brooke Caldwell doesn’t buy into the idea that time has run out or that change is too far out of reach. She’ll hit you with something like, “It’s never too late for changing,” like it’s the simplest truth in the world. Brooke is the kind of person who believes that transformation, no matter the stage of life, is always possible. Whether you’re facing a setback or a new chapter, she’s always the first to encourage you to make the leap. But she’s also the first to humble you, saying something like, “Maybe you can do something, cause I can’t, so don’t stop doing it.” She recognizes her limits, but that won’t stop her from pushing you to reach yours. Her words may sting a little, but they always spark the drive to keep going.
Person 1: “Brooke Caldwell just told me, ‘It’s never too late for changing,’ when I said I was too old to start something new.”
Person 2: “That’s classic Brooke. She’s all about growth. And if you get stuck, she’s the first one to remind you that it’s not over.
Person 1: “Yeah. I’m not quitting. Not now.”
Person 2: “That’s classic Brooke. She’s all about growth. And if you get stuck, she’s the first one to remind you that it’s not over.
Person 1: “Yeah. I’m not quitting. Not now.”
by TarinWinslow July 26, 2025
Get the Brooke Caldwellmug. Brooks are fucking incredible and funny and very fucking stubborn especially about their name and how to spell it no e or s brook is the name of a bicth that would pretend to beat someone up then go home and cry about how they might have hurt their feelings
Person A: did you spell their name wrong?
Person B: no it's with an E
Person A: you're Fucked, brook doesn't have an e and they are gonna be pissed when they find out.
Person B: no it's with an E
Person A: you're Fucked, brook doesn't have an e and they are gonna be pissed when they find out.
by Jiminsleftleg November 23, 2021
Get the Brookmug. Barth Brooks is Garth’s older better brother. He single handedly taught Garth all he knows. From guitar picking to singing . Not many people know about him because He was really into the 70’s......
Barth Brooks is responsible for great songs like, “I’ve got friends in high places” And “If tomorrow already came.” these songs were famously stolen and repurposed by his brother Garth.
by Country Historian September 30, 2019
Get the Barth Brooksmug. 
by Oofer doofer June 8, 2022
Get the Brookmug.