Your wife gives you a drunken blowjob in her 1998 Lexus and after you finish you slap her in the face with your now limp cock. Otherwise known as a great Friday night.
We had so much to drink last night I got a "Minnesota Car Wash" while we were parked in the driveway!
by mrs May 2, 2014
Get the Minnesota Car Washmug. Some people believe acid washed 545 to be the alter ego of Long Island/ Alaskan producer kush blank. Acid washed 545 is also said to have worked with artists like swamp kill bloody drippin 0lim 17ngles and much more
by Mxt (sigilkore bio) April 15, 2023
Get the Acid washed 545mug. When you're performing a sexy time on your girl and you unload on her chest, excreting ample amounts of semen in the process. The goal is to create a chest plate like coat of semen, in order to replicate the armor that of a Terracotta warrior.
Dan: Dude I nailed Chelsea last night, and turned her into a White Wash Warrior!
Nick: Far out dude! Hey maybe you could give me one sometime!
Nick: Far out dude! Hey maybe you could give me one sometime!
by C20H25N3O March 1, 2017
Get the White Wash Warriormug. Dropped some Jelly on you shirt, turn it inside out! no more stain!! there fore its an irish wash, cheap and simple
by AlleySun April 23, 2006
Get the Irish washmug. The act of using a flu stricken persons phlegm ridden diarrhea as impromptu lubricant to aid in stifling the abundance of friction being produced when engaged in violent masturbation.
Ex.:
Wank: 'man I wish I had some lube'
BooBoo: 'dude, ever heard of a Brunswick County Car Wash? just use some of my gut mush. It's chalk full of phlegm on account I have recently taken ill. It'll reduce friction but it smells like straight colon'
Wank: 'ok sounds good'
Wank: 'man I wish I had some lube'
BooBoo: 'dude, ever heard of a Brunswick County Car Wash? just use some of my gut mush. It's chalk full of phlegm on account I have recently taken ill. It'll reduce friction but it smells like straight colon'
Wank: 'ok sounds good'
by Dgock March 8, 2014
Get the brunswick county car washmug. by jusskuhhDL July 13, 2006
Get the white-washed gangstermug.