Wanheda

The commander of head Or Blowjob Queen

"That Bitch Is A Wanheda!"

by Señor Weenus July 21, 2019

wanker

someone who is very selfish and thinks he can wanke his wife and girlfriend through a whole year without thinking the wanker secret comes out.

big bad wanker in dublin (j.)

by missus September 1, 2003

Wanker

Someone who shirks responsibility, fails to live up to commitments, breaks promises, discloses secrets, or finds ways to avoid doing his or her part.

He got into the Guard and then didn't even show up? What a wanker.

by Jim Nageotte February 26, 2004

Lampost wanker

A guy hu wears hats and lives in s/bridge. he likes eying up the local lamposts

I am N***** and i am a lampost wanka

by maddy October 5, 2004

Crazy Irish Wankers

Crazy Irish people who get pissed off when people forget about St.Pattie's Day. And when that wonderful day comes, they dress in all green, shouting "Happy bleeping St.Patrick's Day you stoopid mofo gits" at people who give them strange looks. They also like to get piss drunk on Ginger Ale.

Super L: That stoopid mofo is givin us dirty looks! I dont think h knows or cares that its damn well St.Pattie's Day!!!
Super S: Hey you stoopid mofo git!!!Happy bleeping St. Pattie's Day!!!
Super L: That'll show him!
Super S: Yeayuh!

by Super L March 19, 2005

wanker

Someone that listens to Trance music

Paul Oakenfold is a wanker of a DJ.

by Slap!Nastee May 13, 2003

wanker

one who seems happy to go through life in a allmost homosexual frolicking manner not realy skilled nor capable of much normally an anoyance
you would have little or no respect/confidence in this person

also known as someone who likes to masturbate to an excessive degree

"damn it lenny quit being a wanker and help us get this done"
"you did it again? whats wrong with you ya wanker"
"aww look little timmys balls just dropped and hes allready spankin it hes gonna grow up to be such a wanker"
"Geroge bush is a wanker, but thats taking it easy on him"

by HeYzUs December 28, 2005