Waffle Sword

When a male is proceeding to have sex with a waffle iron whilst it is turned on. The man’s penis will have second-degree burn marks that make it resemble a waffle.

My friend got sent to a burn center having getting a very bad waffle sword.

by ChickenCausesDepression February 7, 2018

sticky waffles

the waffle is a vagina and sticky is cum. sticky waffle is a man cumming in a woman's vagina

last night i got mixed up in her sticky waffles

by wyatternst February 15, 2018

sleepy waffle

Mixing semen spit and egg whites and giving it to a woman. To swallow or put it in syringe and squirt on an un suspecting female

Gave her the sleepy waffle .she is nasty

by sicksloth January 9, 2017

Daddy waffles

A sugar daddy with a small dick

Hey daddy waffles

by Obama aka henrytk January 24, 2017

Waffle stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain

I’m gonna waffle stomp his self esteem down the drain

by OfficialSegga February 5, 2020

Blue Waffle

Something you don’t want to fuck.

I heard Sarah had a blue waffle.

by JesseTzx February 19, 2020

Waffle Ass

A common occurrence inside penitentiaries. When one inmate presses his shaved butt cheeks against the grate of a SHU recreation cage, while his homeboy in the next cage sticks his meat shank through said grate and proceeds to beat those shit cakes.

If Harris doesn’t bust soon, Unique is gonna have Waffle Ass for a week!

by Gaysofthunder69 February 25, 2020