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urban balloon

A used condom thrown out of a car window in an urban street setting, often by a prostitute or a john. Useful as a term when you don't want to explain what a condom is to your small children.
"Son, don't pick up that urban balloon. That is nasty."
by rs37917 April 14, 2009
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Urban Dictionary

1. A wondrous place of abundant knowledge. In the bible there was no tree of knowledge it was just the urban dictionary. You have most likely seen this place once or twice in your life, including right now.

2. The main source of all hipster vocabulary.

3. A place where people like me go to write definitions or look up strange words when they reach peak boredom. Helps with procrastination

Found: On the internet from most locations
(person 1) What does dictionary mean.
(person 2) Im not sure look it up in the urban dictionary.
by aManOfCopiousWisdom March 17, 2018
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urban dictionary

1: A place to post slang that isn't on the dictionary.
2: A place where teenagers post definitions of sex moves that they have probably have not done before.
3: A place to insult bands, movies, tv shows, computer brands, brands, products, websites, etc, so #4'ers could see them.
4: A place to look up the definitions of your favorite bands, movies, tv shows, computer brands, brands, products, websites, etc, only to get a barrage of shit definitions that #3'ers post.
1: hey what does bootylicious mean? i guess i'll look it up on urban dictionary. hey what does

2: hey lets make every word on this damn site related to a sex move. let's make "bowel movement" the name of a type of sex move where you {this and that and this and that}.

3: hey, i fucking hate apple, why not let out my anger on ud? hey, arrested development is the worst fucking show in the world, why not let some steam out on ud?

4: hey, i fucking LOVE apple, why not look it up on ud? hey, arrested development is the best fucking show in the world, i'll look it up on ud!
by isurelikefruitpie December 4, 2011
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Urban Dictionary

Person A: "What are you on?"
Person B: "Urban Dictionary."
by Mcnuggetsast October 13, 2019
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Urban Dicktator

Urban dictionary user 1: Hey I heard that guy's an urban dictator.
UD user 2: Yeah I know right.

Meanwhile at the Urban dicktator's house.
Dicktator: *writes somefin' overly smart on UD*
Random UD user: *writes a normal definition*
Dicktator: *sees that definition* Oh, you write like that? pathetic. I write 4 paragraph definitions.
UD user Random: Dude. It's just an internet website, stop being so snobby.
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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary where teachers go up and search for slang and end up searching for something about sex.
Teacher: What does "herbal essence" mean, Brian?
Brian: I don't know, go and search Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: "goes and searches Urban Dictionary"
Teacher. Oh.
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Urban Disgustitionary

What you call the Urban Dictionary after searching a completely normal non-disgusting word and come up with some nasty nasty description of it that makes you never want to see the word or Urban Dictionary again.

Synonyms: Urban Disgust, Urban Ewtitionary, The Book Of Nasty Descriptions
Ewwwww..........I'm never searching anything on the Urban Disgustitionary ever again.....
by considerthefollowing June 25, 2018
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