The missionary trap

The act of attempting to smack/hit the light switch as to avoid eye contact while participation in the sexual position known as ‘missionary’, but since you are locked in a perpetual state of kissing and smacking, you are forced to awkwardly look away at other objects around the room while trying to maintain an erection.

Yeah dude, last night I was banging this hot chick, but then I had to bail since I got into the missionary trap, my dick went limp almost immediately!

by Pleaseendme January 20, 2019

Pubey Trap

The sticky underside of your pad that often folds over during wear and sticks to your pubes. Major issue for 70's pornstars. Usually on mini-pads.

Girl: OW! God, the only thing worse than cramps is a Pubey Trap! This hurts as bad as getting waxed!

by thistextisnotwrittenincaptials July 27, 2010

Jungle Trap

The genital area of a woman when it becomes so overgrown with pubic hair that one can not distinguish the location of the vagina or the anus.

John: "So how'd it go last night? You get any action?"

Paul: "Yeh, but when I tried to put it in I hit the wrong hole!"

John: "How that happen?"

Paul: "She had so much hair, it was Jungle Trap! I left right after and puked."

by JacobCS September 23, 2009

rake the trap

slang phrase for male homosexual activity(ies) on the golf course; comes from an excuse made by 2 males to get away from the other members of a golfing foursome

I'll meet you guys at the next tee. I'm going to help Joe "rake the trap."

by cromag cousin July 25, 2007

Trap dictator

a girl who is power-hungry, likes giving head but also likes having the power to bite the guy’s dick if he has done something that she doesn’t like. She is so hot that some guys will hook up with her despite knowing she is crazy and could bite his dick. She will get into flings with guys and threaten to bite their dick while giving him head if they don't buy her flowers and chocolate. She pretty much is in control of all the boys in town and gets whatever she wants.

That chick is so hot, too bad she is a trap dictator

by kswagstar July 17, 2015

Thigh Trap

Keeping your thighs tightly squeezed together when sitting on a chair or in a car to prevent the pungent odour of a fart escaping.

"Your looking a little tense there, Fred."
"Nah, I'm just doing a thigh trap so the ladies can't whiff my fart. I'll relax once the smell has dissipated."

by Teivovo Dog December 15, 2011

how to trap

Start with something with market value potential, sell it make money. Repeat

I didn't have any cash so someone taught me how to trap to put money in my. Pocket s.

by Yooks January 19, 2018