tower nine

A cool band from Pomona, California. almost punk

I love Tower Nine! The almost punk band, not the metal one.

by donut use your real name May 30, 2016

Tower wizards law

An antagonist INTJ (Myers briggs personality introverted intuitive thinking judging) with a tower or elevated position will most likely fall due to distraction or anger.

In his attempts to catch the road runner, Wile E. Coyote falls off a cliff due to tower wizards law.

by Blueboy$ December 7, 2022

John tower

A tower in TDS which got replaced by garbage.

-I miss john tower
-Who doesn't?!?! Militant sucks!!!

by A fuckin tds player November 9, 2021

Casanova of gryffindor tower

Mary macdonald

A: isn't the Casanova of gryffindor tower remus lupin
B: no its mary macdonald
C: shes a maneater
B: im no man but i'd let her eat me
Insert lunch by billie eilish
MARY MACDONALD THE WOMAN YOU ARE

by Reggielovesswimming January 15, 2025

Tower of Danny

Tower of Danny is a country located in the tower in Crossroads on Roblox. I am not the creator, but I am the owner/president. After the original president left due to ToD being stupid and not even reaching the bare minimum requirement to be a country, I became the new president as before he left I was vice-president.

Even though is was just a stupid joke and wasn't meant to be taken seriously, I took it to heart.

User 1: Hey do you like Tower of Danny?

User 2: No

User 1: Then you shall DIE!!!

User 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by ProjectLost March 1, 2023

Belk tower

Their Belk Tower wasn't going to crumble and they didn't want something more active, they thought things were good enough the way they were and wanted a few people to quit fucking with them and go away. Same as the people that got their once beautiful tree canopy removed, their house demolished, their business shuttered, or the playground equipment they once played on as a kid replaced. The one person, place, or thing people wouldn't miss was the wildfire trying to burn and own their hearts and minds.

The Belk Tower was one of many things in this country that didn't really need to get removed.

by The Original Agahnim December 7, 2021

Eiffel Tower style

Committing suicide with a pistol in your mouth and a pistol at the back of your head

I went to his house to go piss on him again… and he was sittin’ there, he had gotten a 45 out of his father drawer… and put it in his mouth. And another pistol at the back of his head, and I guess he was gonna fuckin… commit suicide fuckin… Eiffel Tower style. And I still broke in and I still peed on him cuz I thought he was such a fuckin bitch.

by Shaun marrion February 18, 2024