Sleeping turtle

When you wake up in the morning and find a turtle head in your butt.
"I woke up this morning with a mean sleeping turtle pokin' through"
by delliono February 06, 2009
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Diaper Turtle

A large chunk of fecal matter inside a diaper.
by PSD January 24, 2008
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Turtle Fish

the master of dougie-ing. can kiss you through a video camera. the cooliest person EVER.
by masticater September 21, 2010
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Grinding the Turtle

When you catch a kid trying to steal your basketball when you're working in your garage its what you tell them you were doing when you confront them about said alleged theft.
I was busy "grinding the turtle" when you came into my cul-de-sac and tried to steal that basketball!
by Bubble Lips June 23, 2009
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Awkward Turtle

Informal sign language gesture meant to convey awkwardness of the person making the sign, usually in a group conversation that takes place face-to-face.

Can be used to show awkwardness regarding many things, like abrupt changes in conversation topic, sudden hit on the opposite sex, anything in the TMI realm, etc.

The sign is made by placing the left hand out flat, in front of you, palm down, thumb sticking out to the right. The right hand is then put directly on top of the left hand, palm down, with the thumb pointing to the left. Both thumbs are then moved back and forth to mimic the fins of a swimming sea turtle.

Make the sign a few inches in front of your stomach, not to far away from your body.
Alan: "So, THEN what happened?"
Jill: "Our guide quickly fixed my harness, and we zipped to the next tree in the rain forest."
Rob:" That is totally cool! How far up were you?"
Jill: "At least 200 feet. Sometimes more. The whole thing was over a mile long. Took us hours."
Alan: "Tell me you weren't scared, and I'll call you a liar."
Jill: "Well I..."
Edward: "Your Facebook photo is pretty."
Rob: <awkward turtle>
by citiz3n February 22, 2010
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Turtle Time

1) to engage in a fun activity
2) A statement used to break the silence
by Vote Ian December 28, 2008
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mud turtle

An uncurcumzied penis
Bob has a mud turtle.
by Dave Gross April 09, 2008
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