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Matt

Matt is a little bitch. He somehow has a girlfriend, and we don't know how, either. He's the male equivalent of a basic bitch- wimpy, whiny, and jumps on every trend.
"Fuck Matt, he just went to Starbucks without me!!!1"

"That guy is SUCH a matt. He can barely hold a football, let alone drop punt it.
by Getwokescully June 29, 2018
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Matt

so stupid theres no word for it he does things like dumps out a bottle of water on the carpet for no reason and laughs about. No common sense, probably not gonna pass elementry school.
Matt is so stupid we to make up a word.
by HI SISTER JAMES AND IAN HERE December 5, 2018
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Matt Wellesley

a guitar wielding God, who is obsessed with his retarded girlfriend, Mandie.
(also see, "Mandie")
guy 1: "I wish I could learn guitar so I could play like Matt Wellesley!"

guy 2: "yeah. he's great! Mandie is one lucky girl!"
by warped moustache August 24, 2011
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Matt Mode

The highest level achievable by Matts, if encountered do not enrage or will engage in violence.
Matt Mode broke a hockey stick on Tommy's back.
by TennisPlayer69 May 26, 2021
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lindsey and matt

Lindsey and Matt are meant to be they work out together and love each other very very much and are deeply in love Lindsey is a sexy ass who Loves her man Matt who is fine as fine can go and they are meant to be they are soul mates and are meant to be even through struggles and hard times but still are together and love each other very very much and get married and have birthday sex everyday and are madly in love
Lindsey and Matt are in Love
Lindsey and Matt are eternal
by Lindsey and Matt November 21, 2016
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frat matt

Frat Matt(ress) a girl who frequently, almost exclusively, sleeps with Fraternity boys.
Yo that Melissa chick is hella tight'

Nah man, don't bother, she's a Frat Matt, no letters no lovin.
by Wicketrod February 8, 2014
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frat matt

he is so frat matt
by fratthew123 April 3, 2020
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