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Smartie Tube

The name given to a large boned person whom wears a long coat, typically worn by someone in the drug industry, that doesn't suit them.
Have you seen that person over there? They're a smartie tube.

What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.

Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.
by Darkuhole January 9, 2014
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flow tube

yo did you check out my flow tube??
by soto capo October 17, 2008
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Tube

South African slang word common amongst Indian teenagers. This is the name given to a personal assistant similar to a House Elf. These lesser individual's sole existence is to follow your every command in order to remain some what relevant. Tubes may serve a master by choice but it is very common to find a tube that has been made a tube by force.

Tubes may carry out multiple tasks such as:

Buying and delivering food

Providing master with homework answers

And many more mundane tasks
I want a powerade but I'm too tired to walk.

Dude, just send your tube
by Dhivahn Moodley November 20, 2018
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Philippian tubes

Where Greek babies came from "way back when".
If your little one asks you "The Question", you can semi-clearly utter, "Philippian tubes" and show him/her a map of the northern-Aegean-Sea area. That way, you are giving an essentially-truthful answer, while still "keeping the conversation G-rated" --- i.e., without divulging any actual "adult-themed" info. Plus said youngster will likely become either bored or "info-overloaded" while staring at the map, and thus will forget about his/her original question.
by QuacksO February 26, 2025
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Tube

A fool, some one who is being used by others and still do things for them. They like do things for people who use them. 'Someone' typically referring to teenagers.

They being called a tube refers to them being like a personal slave
"Go do this for me"
"Carry my things for me"
""He's like her tube, carrying all her things"
by ...just..j July 23, 2022
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jake tube

A tube, often made of clear plastic, used to transfer fecal material from the anus of one partner, to the anus of another, for the purpose of sexual gratification. -see also Jaketube
My Jake Tube is in the dishwasher.
by Jacob Tuber November 18, 2018
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