Post-Greys Depression

A state of sadness/mental instability after watching an episode of Grey’s Anatomy.

“Why are you so sad?”
“Derek died last night, Post-Greys depression”

by imonlymakingthisforatiktok June 16, 2021

post-nut clarity

that moment after you fap when you realize just what the fuck you've been yankin* to

*definition number 3

post-nut clarity is the leading cause of search history deletion

by Skeetskeetskeetward July 4, 2017

post road ponytail

A term derived from the far east side of Indianapolis. Describes a ponytail with just a few short strands of hair that sits on top of a woman's head and the rest of the hair is gel'd down (most likely matted).

Look at that thot's post road ponytail, it's barely there.

by CandyCurve April 19, 2017

Post Concert Depression

Also known as PCD, it is the depression after your favorite band or singer's concert. You feel like you miss them a lot even though they don't know you, and you don't know what to do with your life because your life is so boring out side of a concert. Sometimes, symptoms are so bad that you cry a lot, can't eat anything, and don't talk to anyone. A lot of the time you'll be looking at the pictures or videos you took at the concert or watch other people's recordings on YouTube.

Hey, Susie, you look really sad. Didn't you have a good time at the concert you went to last night?

Nah, man, leave her alone. She must be suffering with post concert depression.

by A sexy unicorn December 29, 2013

Post concert depression

After seeing your favourite singer(s) play live, you might get PCD, post concert depression. Not cause they weren’t what you were expecting, but cause you saw your idol just a few feet in front of you, and you realise you might never see them again. (Lazy description of it)

Person A: what’s up with B?
Person C: they saw Twenty one pilots yesterday.
Person A: why are they still crying?
Person C: PCD
Person A: what’s that?
Person C: post concert depression.

by Banditø May 4, 2019

Post Nut Syndrome

Abbreviated - PNS - A slang word for Post-coital tristesse. An issue that has been plaguing men since the dawn of time. It's the feelings of anxiety, depression, sadness, empathy, regret, etc, that one gets after busting a nut. Normally the condition is more severe depending on the sexual circumstances. It is caused by a decrease in dopamine receptors immediately after ejaculation.

- A guy finishes after banging a girl he just met at a bar. He immediately gets Post Nut Syndrome. He wants to just get out of there as soon as possible.

- You finish masturbating to an a kinky beastiality porn on your computer. Post Nut Syndrome comes on very quickly and you clear your web history and go make a milkshake.

by thephilandrist.com November 30, 2011

Post festival depression

The comedown as bad as heroin withdrawel after returning home from a music festival.

Common symptoms are:
Appreciation that the ringing in your ears was worth it
Unable to take off the festival band for at least a few days
Listening to the music of bands you saw on your ipod
Youtubing videos of the festival
Stuffing yourself with food

Some more dangerous symptoms are:
Making your toilet filthy so as to reenact the festival toilets
Camping out your backgarden

Not feeding the cat
Continuing to dress zany despite being home

Guy1: Hey why's John not coming to the crazy party tonight? There is going to be a ton of drink & girls

Guy2: he's suffering from Post festival depression, Like he started singing at the top of his lungs on the phone ''I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS'' before hanging up crying

by Dumguy1&Dumguy2 September 9, 2011