Machine Gun Kelly

An ugly idiot who makes the worst some of the worst music ever.
Still not worse than Cardio B

Person 1: Dude, Have you heard of Machine Gun Kelly?
Person 2: Yeah, He makes pretty bad music. I prefer Eminem.

by Entity404 October 7, 2020

Glitter Machine

A bodypainting machine that turns people into loud, sparkly, colorful hedonists.

When the girls stepped out of the Glitter Machine everyone's head turned.

by hobosalesman August 22, 2010

douche machine

A deformed state of mind with faulty judgement.

Alex screamed "Douche Bag!" as the racing cra cut him off.

by Jen Jen July 18, 2003

blast machine

A cheap Wal-mart keyboard equipped with an automatic repeating beat that also includes a microphone. Used to put someone on blast.

What, bitch. Are you trying to start mess? Oh naw, I'm have ta get out the Blast Machine.

by Sebastian AKA CB March 22, 2008

Machine Gun Kelly

A pedophile

Some bitch:Omg is that Machine Gun Kelly???

Me: HIDE YALL KIDS!!!!!!!

by dietc0ke0091 February 21, 2022

Machine Gun Kelly

Thinks he's better than Eminem Already has white hair. Won't do shit offline. Really short.

"Machine Gun Kelly really sucks."
"I know he can't even rap a present."

by sfgheudnelb November 18, 2019

coke machine on legs

Incredibly large person

Kristy is a coke machine on legs

by Peter Doobes June 20, 2006