A gentleman's offering to a damsel in need of some tension relief.
Something the old furry cup sippers could do with for anger management
Something the old furry cup sippers could do with for anger management
by ghaywood March 28, 2007
Get the groan bonemug. A vague and crude description of intercourse between a man and a woman.
A way to describe reaching far into a womans genitalia
A way to describe reaching far into a womans genitalia
by GlazedBakery October 21, 2023
Get the Pussy bonemug. by Jamie Jones April 7, 2008
Get the Groove bonemug. The act of two women (FFM) performing a Fellatio as a threesome.
One woman lies between the other woman's legs and rests her weight on the bottom woman's pubic bone, missionary position. The man kneels beside them and slides his penis between their cheeks while they kiss to warm up their lips. Now you have one woman on top of the penis kissing it and licking it sideways while the other is doing the exact same thing but she's underneath working the bottom of the penis. Both women must work together as a team simultaneously to give maximum results. They both begin by kissing the shaft and the balls, slowly sliding their tongues and lips towards the tip of the penis where they both quickly flick the tip with their tongues. One woman takes in the head of the penis while the other takes in his balls and sucks them gently then with slight pressure pop them out. They both keep on sliding their tongues and mouths across the penis in long motions, when they reach the tip they both simultaneously slide their lips without using their tongue overzealously across the head around twenty times then flick the tip using their tongues. If the man is adventurous, both women can suck on an ice block and continue working the penis. One can suck the penis while the other sucks his balls and massages his perineum and the outside of his anus using her manicured fingers. The women continue to slide that boner sideways by sucking, licking, flicking, scoffing, pecking and munching it until he orgasms.
One woman lies between the other woman's legs and rests her weight on the bottom woman's pubic bone, missionary position. The man kneels beside them and slides his penis between their cheeks while they kiss to warm up their lips. Now you have one woman on top of the penis kissing it and licking it sideways while the other is doing the exact same thing but she's underneath working the bottom of the penis. Both women must work together as a team simultaneously to give maximum results. They both begin by kissing the shaft and the balls, slowly sliding their tongues and lips towards the tip of the penis where they both quickly flick the tip with their tongues. One woman takes in the head of the penis while the other takes in his balls and sucks them gently then with slight pressure pop them out. They both keep on sliding their tongues and mouths across the penis in long motions, when they reach the tip they both simultaneously slide their lips without using their tongue overzealously across the head around twenty times then flick the tip using their tongues. If the man is adventurous, both women can suck on an ice block and continue working the penis. One can suck the penis while the other sucks his balls and massages his perineum and the outside of his anus using her manicured fingers. The women continue to slide that boner sideways by sucking, licking, flicking, scoffing, pecking and munching it until he orgasms.
Sean: "I had the best bone slider ever last night"
Tom:"Your so lucky!"
Sean: "I sure am, we had a threesome. Those girls blew me away."
Tom:"Your so lucky!"
Sean: "I sure am, we had a threesome. Those girls blew me away."
by Peeweecock October 10, 2017
Get the Bone Slidermug. by shequande January 20, 2011
Get the afro bonemug. Frogge- "bro can i have an extra nug in my share?"
Tom- "Bone off bro, you have enough!"
or
Chris " Can i have some of your guy's pizza?"
Ren " Bone off , I bought this. Sad!"
Tom- "Bone off bro, you have enough!"
or
Chris " Can i have some of your guy's pizza?"
Ren " Bone off , I bought this. Sad!"
by bigshmoke6969 October 16, 2017
Get the Bone Offmug. by Bone Bone November 10, 2021
Get the Crispy Bonemug.