Winning

The number one goal of EVERYTHING in life. When given a choice between Winning and Losing, ALWAYS pick winning. Winning is the ONLY thing that matters in life.

Me "I love winning!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

Nah, I'd win

A product of losing a certain jjk character and can't cope with the lost.

Person 1:Who would win him or you?
Person 2: if he is strong than it might cause me a little trouble.
Person 1: but would you lose?
Person 2: Nah, I'd win
Person 3: are you the strongest because you're person 2, or are you person 2 because you're the strongest?
Person 2: Domain Expansion | Skibidi virus

by Meik Oksluong January 31, 2024

Bi-Winning

First used by Charlie Sheen during an Interview on ABC, to refer to himself.
Winning here, and there. Winning in multiple places, possibly at the same time.

Interviewer-Some people are saying you're Bi-polar.

Charlie Sheen- I'm not Bi-polar, I'm Bi-Winning! Banging 7g rocks!

by Silas314 March 27, 2011

bi-winning

1). Taking the action of "Not Giving a FUCK" to levels once thought unreachable.

2). Straight shittin' on stupid, cunty reporters that ask you stupider, cuntier questions

3). To win here and to win there, concurrently.

I was bi-winning all OVER the fucking club last night, because that's how I roll.

by TheBidnessMan March 24, 2011

winning

something that is cool, awesome, etc.
made popular by charlie sheen.

see tiger blood

Jay: I just fucked a hot chick!
Daniel: Dude, winning!

by i am so winning. March 28, 2011

bi-winning

when you're winning over here and you're winning over here.

bi-polar? what's that? I'm bi-winning. I'm winning over here, and I'm winning over here.

by CupsCupsCupsCupsCups March 23, 2011

Epic Win

You can achieve an Epic Win by "scoring" a.k.a hooking up with another individual, followed immediately by committing suicide.

Bobby lost his soccer game today, but he still had an Epic Win!

by BottomGee September 23, 2023