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Fuck Text

The accidental blank and/or obscene texts sent while in the middle of some form of sexual activities
I was talking to my friend before my girlfriend came in the room and in the midst of intercourse i sent several blank texts. After the sex was over, I apologized gingerly for the fuck texts.
by EnzoC November 30, 2010
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text-sex

The act of when two gay men sit in different rooms in the same house and text eachother about all the intimate things they did over the weekend. It would only happen if the texts were about their cocks and assholes.
Gay guy 1 "I had great text-sex with Ralph last night, it sooo great!"
by darthva-jay-jay May 15, 2008
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text goodnight

to be the last person somebody text that day. The most intimate text goodnight is when that person is actually lying in bed or at least says they are lying in bed. "Text goodnight"s are generally not sexual and because of that sometimes more intimate.
Lynzie and I texted until 3 in the morning, then we text goodnight.

Lynzie: LMAO

Billy: He's a douchbag.

Lynzie: Yup. Well, I gotta wake up in like 4hrs.

ttyl. G'nite! ;)

Billy: See ya later
by mrRected April 14, 2010
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Text-Bomb

The intentional or uninentional ruining of a friend or colleague's present experience by continual texting, beyond what is considered standard and usual.
Texter 1: Blech! How are you doing with in-house payroll and benefits admin?!? Outsourced HR Company continues to screw it all up for us. :(

Texter 1: Hard work at first but very very happy! Happy to talk through it in person when I return. We are in CA now.

Texter 2: Okay. Yay for you...CA!

Texter 2: I have something I can't wait to ask you.

Texter 2: It has something to do with providing benefits at our company.

Texter 2: Okay, I'm so going to fire our health insurance broker. I can't stand her.

Texter 2: I know you should be enjoying this time with your family. I can't wait to hear what you have to say when you get home.

Texter 2: Okay, I am REALLY going to stop texting you. Have fun!

Texter 2: Can you please call me?

Texter 2: Okay, sorry to have text-bombed you. I will seriously wait until you come home next week. Call me!
by Westywordz May 28, 2013
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over-text

When one texts something in the group chat expecting an answer, and another member of the group chat texts something. Then the rest of the chat answers their text and not the original one texted.
S: I tried to tell everyone the current drama, but they all responded to Stacy's text, so they never got the details.

K: Wow, I hate when I'm over-texted
by dontgettheham December 8, 2015
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Awkward How are you? text conversation

It is the epitome of a text conversation that leads to no productive result at all. Very short and point less. It might seem like the person texting you wants to chat with you, but in reality it just leaves you with an awkward silence.
Person A: Hey, what's up? You called.
Person B: Yeah. Nothing, just wanted to see how you were doing.
Person A: I'm fine thank you! How are you?
Person B: I'm fine.

END OF Awkward How are you? text CONVERSATION
by 0078*9 July 7, 2011
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Text Tennis

The term given to the activity of individuals who communicate regularly using mobile phone text messaging.
Jeff uses Text Tennis when he can't be bothered engaging in vocal conversation with his girlfriend.
by vindows wertex February 5, 2008
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