Texas Klondike

The act of taking a shit, freezing it and using it as a dildo.

Bro you’re so gay, you’d let a homo “Texas Klondike” you.

by BigD81 September 21, 2023

Texas Hold'em

Getting a handjob from a TX girl.

Person 1: What'd you do last week?
Person 2: I got a Texas Hold'em from the new girl.

by Littlegirl99999 November 20, 2020

Texas Lorax

"The trees cant be harmed if the Lorax is armed"

The Lorax gettin out the 12 gauge.

Businessman 1: We're going to cut down the trees.
Businessman 2: Oh no! Its the texas Lorax
Texas Lorax: Don't make me take out the 12 gauge!
(BAM!)
Texas Lorax: GOT EM.

by TexasLorax October 29, 2020

Walkin' in Texas

An idiomatic paradox. When a person does something that is highly unlikely to succeed or completely out of the ordinary.

Person 1: "I heard Jim has to eat 12 burritos in 30 seconds there's no way he can do that!"
Person 2: "Yeah, healing really walkin' in Texas with this one!"
*They both laugh hysterically*

by MoganB January 27, 2021

texas swallow

when you pull your dick out of a gun holster and cum in someones mouth and they swallow

he watched too many John Wayne movies and made his girl try the texas swallow

by strikethepieta February 25, 2021

Texas bidet

When a man has a never ending wipe and uses his penis as a bidet by stretching his cock around his balls, eye to eye with his brown eye, and pees on or in his own butt hole to clean it off.

More hygienic than the Mississippi wet wipe.

I couldn’t get all the poop off so I had to use the Texas bidet

by Thetexasbidetcreator April 4, 2021

Texas torpedo

When a woman is bent over 5 foot or more away from you and you run and penetrate her from behind

Nick did you hear about cliff giving Lyndsey the Texas torpedo

by Blickens June 6, 2022