I've slacked tech

When you're too lazy to fix the job yourself, you simply Slack the tech department to make the problem go away.

"Hey Noah, are the screens fixed yet?" - "I dunno, I've slacked Tech"

by Mikhailwh November 15, 2022

liberty tech charter

a synonym of hell. bratty teachers, rich bitches, all put together in good ol' Liberty Tech. all grades, K-8, makes a small-ass school even smaller. there is too much drama between the main drama group that mostly consists of 7th graders. here you will find many sixth graders and eighth graders dating each other, breaking up, and getting back together again.

Kylan What school do you go to girl
LTCS Girl Liberty Tech Charter School, sis
Kylan You know it

by charter bitch March 2, 2020

Lab tech Paul

An odd fellow that smears peanut butter on his genitalia to lure stray cats into his one bedroom apartment.

"Why does that Cadillac have cases of Skippy strapped down on the roof?!...that must be Lab tech Paul."

by Eurekittycat April 14, 2020

Tech-ache

A type of headache cause by the overuse of technology.

I’ve been watching Netflix all day, and now I have a tech-ache.

by An0ma1y February 25, 2019

tech blame game

When you can't think of a reasonable explanation for not contacting someone you had plans with.

Chris was supposed to call me last night, but he said his phone wasn't working. He's playing the tech blame game again.

by Ah8ter November 6, 2013

The Tech Effect

At New Mexico Tech, the combined forces of The Mermaid Effect and The Cheerleader Effect. This affects all genders and sexual orientations.

The longer one stays at New Mexico Tech, the more attractive everyone becomes. Including: friends, lab partners, classmates, roommates, RAs, TAs, professors, other faculty members, employees of local restaurants, employees of local stores, employees of local fast food restaurants, local high school students, and even that one bitch.

Student 1: "The girls here get hotter every week."
Student 2: "The Tech Effect has set in.

by YOLOswaqq420blazeitfukkdapoliz October 11, 2014

Tech Rage

Like road rage but for technology. The rage and frustration from being stuck behind a slow and/or nonsensical piece of technology.

My government computer is giving me tech rage.

by boobiessixnine October 7, 2023