linn tech

A technical college full of nothing but beer drinking rednecks that party all night every night and fight over pussy because there’s not much to get around there

Person one “Hey let’s go to linn tech”
Person two “sure I could use a good blackout drunk”

by Yourmomssidehoe June 10, 2019

Tech Deck Support

"Tech Deck Support" usually occurs in a situation when one is asked to do a task that requires something technical, however, does not know how to fathom, for which is required to call "Tech Deck Support". After calling "Tech Deck Support" it is vital for one to make the ambulance noise after that, in order to alert the Tech humans around.

Person: "Hey could you help me connect this window computer to the smartboard?"
Other Person: "Ohhh um "Tech Deck Support" " *Ambulance noise

by Tech Deck Support May 08, 2018

tech

peeple that wach you in a mentel hospitol

"tech when is lonch"

by retardedpersan0400 October 08, 2019

Computer tech class

Your favorite class where you get to see the baddie teach the class and teach you about technology.

Yo! I can't wait to go Riz the computer tech class teacher she is so bad!

by TJMcurry September 23, 2022

pizza tech

Working in entry-level IT positions, and my income only allows me to occasionally treat myself to a pizza.

I go to George for all my IT needs, he is my go to pizza tech

by directorofrighteousness May 10, 2023

Rolodex Tech

A maintenance technician unwilling to perform repairs but willing to call a vendor to have them do the work instead.

Chad was a total rolodex tech, never fixed a thing in his life but always able to call out a vendor to do the job he was getting paid to do. What a total Chad!

by Steve Notkaren June 10, 2021

Tech Tuesday

the last Tuesday of every month where you wear a Nike tech all day

wow the boys in the red and blue Nike techs look so good this tech Tuesday

by kha billzz January 25, 2022