tree of knowledge

A boy who is, metaphorically, full of knowledge and wisdom like a tree.

'You're not a tree of knowledge'
'Yes I am. You're just jealous because your a mushroom of stupidity'
'Stop extending on Daniel's ladder of knowledge'
'I think you'd better watch out little mushroom, the lawnmower is coming.'

by SpamHater November 15, 2013

tree head

Someone who loves their weed just a little bit too much, but is sometimes self-conscious of the fact that people know about their love of dat gud kush.

"Now just becasuse people know I smoke weed, everyone now thinks that I'm just Reece the tree head!"

by d00td00t July 14, 2016

Shit Tree

The Shit Tree is a most unfortunate place to sit. Don't take a picnic there whatever you do. One who is having a particularly crappy day would say - I have been sitting under the Shit Tree today. Like Newton noted the apple falling, so would you note the Shit falling. Raining down on your head.

Poor Dave - he's been sitting under the Shit Tree all day.

Charlie's so unlucky - she might as well have been born under the Shit Tree.

by BlowingIN October 22, 2010

Orange Tree

1. The tree in which oranges originate.

2. An astonishing, admirable individual.

The orange trees are producing well this year.

Person 1: Kiko is an orange tree.
Person 3: ???

by Kiko December 18, 2003

Tree-Frog

This is a female that jumps from dude to dude and is toxic as fuck.

Hey I saw your girl fucking around with your friend.
Fuck her she is just a tree-frog anyways.

by CSJM2019 December 25, 2021

The Tree Trunk

Penile Gesture: The Tree Trunk involves a man pulling down his lower article of clothing just enough to see the base of his penis. This gesture can also be combo'd with pubic hair which could be the "roots" or bushes under a tree.

After him getting me with the goat i got him right back with the tree trunk.

by GregJason April 7, 2011

Tree 9

The ninth stop on the old par course at UC Santa Cruz. An old-growth redwood about 200ft high, with ladder-like limbs that make scaling it a breeze. Views of Monterey Bay from the top, and a Nell-like sway that has to be one of the best rides of your life.

Tree 9, at UC Santa Cruz, is in danger of being cut down.

by MasterSlug February 11, 2010