Great Wolf Lodge

A resort and water park where kids get lost and the furry hideout. The resorts' mascots remind me of furries and fursuits that they make me cringe and die.

"Mom! I'm bored! Take me to Great Wolf Lodge!"
"NO."
"Why?"
"Because I said so."

by Hange Zoe is best girl October 5, 2019

great lawl of china

A way of expressing ones laughter; finding something especially hilarious and having a big laugh

**The joke you are laughing at may or may not have to do with china

joe: my mom fell down the stairs today, she broke her hip!

jim: great lawl of china!!! that must have been a funny sight!

by mhm alright ok May 26, 2011

The Worlds Greates Excuse

"Because you touch yourself at night"

"Why did all the dinosaurs die?"
"Because you touch yourslef at night"

by DJ Shiznasty MC Fasty June 11, 2006

great-cousin-uncle

Grandparent's male first cousin.

My great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

step-great-grandfather

1. The father of one's stepgrandparent.
2. The stepfather of one's grandparent.

My step-great-grandfather is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Great Lakes Bobber

While receiving head, the recipient of the act uses the middle finger to finger the ear of the giver while they perform oral sex.

I was going to give her the fish hook, but I elected for the Great Lakes Bobber instead!

by Jbb223 February 1, 2014

Great Turf War

On future Earth, Squids and Octopuses evolve into Octarians/Octlings and Inklings. They fight over territory, the Octarians were winning most of the war but eventually ended up retreating to Octo Valley.

Captain Cuddlefish and his Splatoon fought in The Great Turf War

by Randonarchy April 2, 2021