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master-fiving

Sometimes, nobody is around to celebrate with when you do something great. Or, maybe they are, but they aren't impressed with you. So, get to master-fiving!!! Put your right-hand up. Put your left-hand up. Slap 'em together as fast as you can until you're satisfied, and gratified.
John sat alone in his garage, changing the oil on his '67 Dodge Dart. After cranking the oil pan nut once last turn, he realized he was finished. So, he looked around for a friend to high-five, but was disappointed when he remembered he was alone. Without hesitating, he began master-fiving himself. Happy ending, indeed.
by masterfiving June 8, 2019
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Master Kohga

WARNING: This definition contains spoilers for "The Legend of Zelda - Breath of the Wild" and "The Legend of Zelda - Tears of the Kingdom"

Master Kohga is a reoccurring antagonist in the Legend of Zelda franchise. He is the leader of the Yiga Clan, a cult of Sheikah trying to resurrect Calamity Ganon. Master Kohga is really good at ju juing on that beat.
Master Kohga is girthy af
by Gru's Trash Can May 28, 2023
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Master-Blaster

A Master-Blaster is a guy who can shoot his load at least 12 feet.
In jack-off contests, I can sometimes be a Master-Blaster!
by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021
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ass master

A male who is obsessed with all things ass. Male, Female, animal... you name it. If it has an ass, he wants to stick it.
Brent is such an ass master.
by T-Bone March 7, 2003
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cunnilingus master

Damn, that Rev. Pimp Daddy is a cunnilingus master!!
by Colonel Angus November 29, 2003
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Fucc master

/FOO-ch master/To beat up your girlfriend by choking her, kicking her while shes down. and fore arming her throat then going on with life facing no consequence and the ability to deny the whole thing. Every guy wants to become a Fucc master at some point, most just aren't made to handle it.
Me; Dude did you hear Jack became a fucc master?

John: No man that shits epic! Wish I could could become a Fucc master someday.
by Youdontknowme69 August 3, 2011
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schlong master

an ancient being whos legend is spread around the world he is mainly popular in the regions of mexico where the legend is told of the sex hero diago
in germany, schlong master is the one who comes at easter
oi! i got a schlong master egg!!!!!
by jashawn May 2, 2008
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