Friday Football

Football on a friday with no rules

Let’s fuck up drew in friday football tomorrow

by yhhhhhladdddd November 18, 2021

Lesbian Football Game

When a football game has all offense and NO D.

This is a lesbian football game because there is absolutely NO D at all!

by Dr. Biggs December 31, 2020

Football Nazi

A Football Nazi is someone who claims to be an American football fan but will only watch the NFL or a Power 5 conference. If you offer them any form of football from a different source, they will claim it isn't worth watching without giving it a chance.

John: "Hey Dave, you wanna watch the UFL?"
Dave: "Why would I waste my time watching the UFL? Those players are so garbage!!"
John: "Which players specifically?"
Dave: "IDK I never watched the UFL"
John: "So if I gave you the choice of having Zach Wilson or Alex Mcgough lead your offense, you would choose Zach Wilson?"
Dave: "100%"
John: "Dave I think you might be a Football Nazi"

by TangyBBQ February 8, 2025

maroon football

When a male aggie penetrates a females butthole for the first time!

I still can’t believe that she let me maroon football her after the game last night! It was messy

by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023

dirty football

When a players in a football match (professional or not) take it in turns to insert goal posts into their arse holes , then get red arsed by another player. if the goal post goes further in, the player kicking the ball gets a point, if the player with the post manages to tense hard enough to stop the pole from moving, then they get a point. The game rotates until someone has 69 points, and is therefore declared the Big Dirty Football

Person 1: Can we play Dirty Football?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 3: Shotgun the goal !!

by JizzoLizzo September 2, 2021

Scotty Football

An East Grand Rapids Legend. Former lock down corner turned into all star quarterback. Lethal in the classroom soon to be ivy bound. Wheeled the hottest women in EGR history.

Shattuck is so lucky he got to coach Scotty Football. Scotty Football is an absolute legend did you see that pylon dive?

by Kyle McHugh September 6, 2023

Gay football

A gay version of American football. Typical referring to Rugby or flag football.

Hey honey, I signed kids up for rugby. It safer because they tackle at the hips. Don't you dare sign my boy up for gay football.

by Scotty doesn't know January 1, 2025