by Jas-ist May 11, 2021
when someone engages you or a group in conversation that consists of them telling you repeatedly on how to do your job, what a great job that you are doing or they heap unnecessary/over exaggerated praise all the while maintaining a air of superiority over you or the group they are addressing.
as we labored in the hot afternoon sun, Dean stood a few hundred meters away on a small knoll.
His arms across his chest he surveyed us as we worked, watching each man doing his assigned task under the watchful eye of the owner.
The air of self importance permeated from Dean, he was after all...all that and a bag of chips
With little thought to our schedule Dean stopped us from our respective duty's to have a meeting.
During the course of this meeting we were informed that indeed we were doing our jobs correctly, that together we can get this done and how appreciative he was of all our hard work and talked of spending time on his speed boat with some of us if we could just work a little harder to ensure we were done by weeks end.
Ah the proverbial carrot had been dangled, time on the weekend with the boss on his boat....
Alas all I could say after Dean left was "well boys, that was your verbal circle jerk for the day, I guess if we work any harder then we have we get to hang out with that douchbag on the weekend..any takers?"
We went back to work and took it down a notch after that, after all is was a hot summers day.
His arms across his chest he surveyed us as we worked, watching each man doing his assigned task under the watchful eye of the owner.
The air of self importance permeated from Dean, he was after all...all that and a bag of chips
With little thought to our schedule Dean stopped us from our respective duty's to have a meeting.
During the course of this meeting we were informed that indeed we were doing our jobs correctly, that together we can get this done and how appreciative he was of all our hard work and talked of spending time on his speed boat with some of us if we could just work a little harder to ensure we were done by weeks end.
Ah the proverbial carrot had been dangled, time on the weekend with the boss on his boat....
Alas all I could say after Dean left was "well boys, that was your verbal circle jerk for the day, I guess if we work any harder then we have we get to hang out with that douchbag on the weekend..any takers?"
We went back to work and took it down a notch after that, after all is was a hot summers day.
by Chilcotin Buddha January 07, 2014
When a group of people sit around in a circle and jerk the person next to them off, like how the Romans used their shields to protect the person next to them.
Rob was feeling down, so I invited him to a Roman Circle Jerk, so he wouldn't have to jack off alone.
by DickTckler September 04, 2015
The process of a bunch of annoying ass Asians from RMS furiously masturbating each other. They do this in an attempt to feel like they're super cool KPOP stars, but in reality, they just come off as fucking stupid. They enjoy blindlessly jerking each other, never missing an opportunity to pounce on any unconfirmed rumor and render it as fact. If you get caught inside this unstoppable circle jerk, you're fucked.
Andrew: Holy SHIT! I heard Sally and Sam are going out.
Samantha: FUCKFUCKFUCK! I GOT A BONER FROM HEARING THAT!
Andrew: *posts 20+ facebook statuses about sally+sam
Sam: Holy shit, what a circle jerk.
Samantha: FUCKFUCKFUCK! I GOT A BONER FROM HEARING THAT!
Andrew: *posts 20+ facebook statuses about sally+sam
Sam: Holy shit, what a circle jerk.
by CircleJerk May 14, 2014
This word originates in the Hoffman Estates High School cafeteria. There are rectangle tables and circle tables.
A circle table kid is the type of person who:
1. Knows how to read
2. Has other hobbies besides getting wasted or stoned
3. Has their own fashion sense
4. Has fun being themselves
5. Circle table kids don't need to match everyone else
6. Aren't complete assholes all the time
7. Can hold actual conversations
8. Usually loves music
9. Most of the time wouldn't hurt a fly
There are also other people who sit at the circle tables, they are the people who just have no where else to sit.
A circle table kid is the type of person who:
1. Knows how to read
2. Has other hobbies besides getting wasted or stoned
3. Has their own fashion sense
4. Has fun being themselves
5. Circle table kids don't need to match everyone else
6. Aren't complete assholes all the time
7. Can hold actual conversations
8. Usually loves music
9. Most of the time wouldn't hurt a fly
There are also other people who sit at the circle tables, they are the people who just have no where else to sit.
" That Circle Table Kid has mad Halo skills"
"I wish I could dance like a circle table kid"
"Gee, those circle table kids are really weird sometimes, but they sure are nice"
"I wish I could dance like a circle table kid"
"Gee, those circle table kids are really weird sometimes, but they sure are nice"
by circle_love May 11, 2009
Used in innitiation to test ones capacity. If this person lets this act be prformed on them, then and only then will you truely be able to trust them. A group of men stand in a circle and begin spanking "it" and goo in the man/womans in questions face....Splat!!!
Theres only one way into our group, and if you preform this then we will know that we can trust you. BUKKAKE CIRCLE OF TRUST!!!!!!!!!!!
by Heffe' Sanchez September 18, 2006
Mom: You don't know the circumference of a circle?
Daughter: NO, but i know the circumference when I throw that ass in a circle!
Daughter: NO, but i know the circumference when I throw that ass in a circle!
by DatNiggaCook November 05, 2015