The American doughnut

The act of sticking your winky in a sugar glazed doughnut and demanding your partner to lick it off and trading roles with a phallus until the box of doughnuts are empty

Husband: Time to suck my glazed winky dear
Wife: you mean the American doughnut?
Husband: yeah where is the phallus?

by Tomorrow’s tit December 24, 2020

American Autism

A harmful mental illness that is spread by Americans, which encourages other Americans and as well as non Americans to force retarded American ideals/ways of behaving onto others

"Don't mind Jay, he has American Autism."

by Pussysmasher 9000 January 15, 2021

Gative American

A Native American who also happens to be gay.

Friend #1: YO!! You see that rainbow teepee over there bro?!

Friend #2: Yeah bro, that’s just a Gative American.

by Johnger1109 March 3, 2021

American-owned

Code word for business that is owned and operated by white people. Mostly used in the motel and gas station business to differentiate the business from others run by Asian-Americans specifically of Indian decent.

Hey Bubba, let’s stay at the American-owned motel, we know it’s clean since it is run by whites like us.

by Perspective is Truth April 15, 2021

American Rugby

The correct name for the sport Americans mistakenly call football. The ball and rules of the game themselves being based on English Rugby, which itself evolved from football when a guy decided he wanted to try carrying the football instead of kicking it. Thus shape of football which was round so that it would roll on the ground when kicked was changed into a shape more conducive to being held in the hands.

“Keith was a star quarterback on his high schools American Rugby team.”

by OkayOque April 27, 2021

American Politics

A really bad reality TV show

Guy 1: Did you see the recent episode of American Politics?

Guy 2: Yes dude! That was insane!

by Ljd;flkjas;dlkfjasdlf;alksdf May 26, 2021

American democracy

A form of democracy which is only legitimate when it supports a specific individual or groups agenda, otherwise its illegitimate and the result of fraud. And proof of the system subsequent failure.

Oh, of course it’s only a fair outcome if I agree with it, American democracy at its finest.

by willfire03 June 13, 2023