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American Rugby

The correct name for the sport Americans mistakenly call football. The ball and rules of the game themselves being based on English Rugby, which itself evolved from football when a guy decided he wanted to try carrying the football instead of kicking it. Thus shape of football which was round so that it would roll on the ground when kicked was changed into a shape more conducive to being held in the hands.
“Keith was a star quarterback on his high schools American Rugby team.”
by OkayOque April 27, 2021
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American Politics

An inescapable pit of hell filled to the very brim with propaganda from two parties that are somehow more different from each other than polar opposites. During the Presidential Elections, this is where shit gets the worst for obvious reasons.
"American Politics suck ass. No words I throw at it can describe how shitty it is. I'm moving somewhere else. I don't want to see 'VoTe FoR dOnLd TrOp/Jo BdEn Or Go To HeLl' ads that I can't block when trying to enjoy some chill gaming content on YouTube. As long as you're on an American IP address, it's PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to get a break."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022
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american brown

A color/skin tone that has been created in the U.S. by people of varying ethnicities having children together. Their children could call themselves this instead of "mixed," "biracial," or "two or more races"on forms. It has no negative connotation whatsoever.
Madison: Have you seen Angelina's baby?
Ashley: Nope. I bet she is gorgeous!
Madison: She is! And so sweet! Her skin tone is just so beautiful. It's like...I can't describe it.
Ashley: American brown?
Madison: Oh my gosh, YES!!
by von groovy June 15, 2017
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American Bastardo

A rich fucker that acts like they’re in England to assert and brag about the pure piles of cash they have lying around, and the 50 pound notes they wipe their asses with.
Lacey: “Anyone going out today?”
Hattie: “Yeah man, i’ll head over soon”
Oliver: “Your in America you american bastardo”
by Bojo183926 April 17, 2022
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American Italian

Phrase pretentious foodie assholes use to differentiate between fancy Italian food and cheap Italian food.
"That's not authentic, m'lady, tis but mere American Italian."
by viper651 October 17, 2017
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American democracy

A form of democracy which is only legitimate when it supports a specific individual or groups agenda, otherwise its illegitimate and the result of fraud. And proof of the system subsequent failure.
Oh, of course it’s only a fair outcome if I agree with it, American democracy at its finest.
by willfire03 June 13, 2023
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Fidget American

Kyle is still REEing. Kyle is a fidget American.
by fiddlebumper January 29, 2020
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