Alaskan Mudslide

A creation of a long specimen of feces, which once adequately frozen, is used as a dildo.

Man, David hit his broad up with an Alaskan Mudslide again. I can't figure out the allure. Maybe they are trying to save money?

by Sho'nuff Bull July 29, 2018

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Alaskan Firebird

When your girlfriend puts a fireball candy into her mouth, then gives you a blowjob.

Damn that bitch give me an Alaskan firebird, my dick hasen' t stopped burning

by Smokeyfingers621 December 31, 2018

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A disturbing sexual act in which one or more partners consumes copious amounts of Taco Bell or Del Taco. After a few minutes have passed, the consumers will do a handstand and proceed to have violent diarrhea, shooting it at an arc into the air and onto the face of another participant, much like a fountain. The messier, the better.

Danny got a serious case of pink eye after He, Jimmy and Allison tried the Alaskan Gravy Fountain.

by CDRTickledick August 11, 2020

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Alaskan McGuyver

The Alaskan McGuyver is when a man living in cold regions finds it difficult to jack off because his fingers have turned into icicles. He proceeds to put his bottle of lubricant of choice into the microwave at 100 percent power for 45 seconds to achieve a comfortable heat level and consistency for his subsequent jerk off sesh to Eskimo porn.

Always remember it's 0:45 not 4:50 on the timer and microwave cooking times may vary.

We got the first snow of the year tonight. My hands are so cold I'll have to pull an Alaskan McGuyver before I fire up pornohub.com.

by nancyscrew April 19, 2018

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