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Tech

Can be seen as short for technicality or technical foul. This is when a situation is used against a party that would then indicate the foul play imposed against them. The most common form of “throwing a tech” is when a female still talks to her baby’s father in a romantic or confidential way despite being in a relationship with you being her man in this instance.

This umbrellas all instances of shiest. Can also be restated when someone does something hurtful but makes it as if they did not intent to hurt, embarrass, or mislead you.
The ****** tryna put me out the crib for the other *****. She tried to say I hit her despite knowing I would never do anything to hurt her. Now the police on the way....come get me bro before I go to jail. This ***** dun through the tech to take me out the game.
by L33tted January 1, 2021
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Drop an A-tech

When you’re busting for a shit in a residential apartment and no one is watching, then proceed to leave skid marks for the owner to discover later.
I need to go drop an A-tech
I need to clean up after A-tech
There’s an A-tech surprise here/ A-tech have been here.
by Wombat85 July 21, 2022
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Analyzer Tech

The God of Gods among men. The most badass and intelligent son of a bitch to walk onto a jobsite. Outclass, outwork, and straight up outgun anybody that comes in his path. It is known that gazing upon their greatness can turn even the Best Engineer into a hollow shelled panzy crying for his mommie. Revered as the brains of the operation and life itself. Hung as well as a James. Women kneel to blow him. No Analyzer can live without him. All obey him
The Analyzer Tech God Saves The World One Analyzer at a Time
by Analyzer Tech July 3, 2018
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Tech

When a smash bros player presses the shield button right as they hit a surface; if they successfully do this offstage, they can do another recovery.
Bob: Bro, that Ness player is dead. He can’t recover.
Bobb: Nah fam, he can live if he techs it.

-he didn’t tech lmao-
by Sus Chad May 11, 2021
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tech swag

::In Super Smash Bros. Melee::

"Did you see all those techs he pulled? that is some tech swag right thurr"
by 2LGT January 3, 2014
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Shoma Tech

To collect a shoma tech means to complete one of the 3 F’s. The 3 Fs stand for FUCK FIND FIGHT.

One must FUCK, FIND, or FIGHT a mike tyson. Emphasis on the “a” as in you must find/fuck/fight a mike tyson that you find in the wild.
Yo mark i just found a mike tyson. Mark replies “sickkk you got one shoma tech” I reply, “now i gotta FUCK or FIGHT him and collect another SHOMAA”
by Shoma Tech July 3, 2025
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tech blame game

When you can't think of a reasonable explanation for not contacting someone you had plans with.
Chris was supposed to call me last night, but he said his phone wasn't working. He's playing the tech blame game again.
by Ah8ter November 6, 2013
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