Taylor Swift 

Taylor Swift in an American singer and songwriter. She just rerecoded her album from 2008 Fearless now it's called Fearless Taylor's version. She is absolutely intelligent and beautiful. She just won a Brit award. She has a boyfriend his name is Joe :) (Joe Alwyn). She has three cats (Meredith Grey, Olivia Benson and Benjamin Button). And I'm sure she's bisexual ❤️.

If you're depressed or you're really sad go on YouTube type Taylor Swift and listen to her music :*

Taylor Swift by full.moon.13 May 15, 2021

taylor impaler 

a man fucks another man in the ass through a donut.

James: Scott gave me a great taylor impaler.
Andrew: really i should try him out.

taylor impaler by wisemanug May 8, 2006

Taylor Swift 

A "country" singer who has a large following of girls aged 10-18, thinking the are "big country fans" even though the only "country" they listen to is Taylor Swift. Her music is actually pop with a bit of fiddle and a fake southern accent, making up the "country" aspect of her music.

13 y.o. girl: OMG!1!!1 dID U gEt teh NeW TAy sWiFt aLbUm? ItS HeLlA raw!!11! ivE aLWaYs bEEn a BIG coUnTRy faN!!1!!

Actual country music fan: Taylor Swift isn't country (throws ipod filled with songs by George Strait, Hank Williams Sr. and Jr., Alan Jackson, Randy Travis, etc. at her)

Taylor Swift by 3803 July 15, 2009

Taylor Lautner 

An actor in Twilight that many little girls obsess over, but to the wise will always be known as Sharkboy- a kid that prances around in a spandex robot-shark suit, trying to convince himself that he is badass while he sings songs about dreams.

Poor naive child: "Ohhh that Taylor Lautner is sooo dreamy!"
Sensible and clever individual: "Sharkboy? Oh I see. You're one of them. It's okay. One day you will hopefully come to your senses."

Taylor Lautner by supernat March 29, 2010

Taylor Swift Standard

Complex that makes a man incapable of being interested in any woman, other than Taylor Swift.

Richard is friends with many girls; he is not interested in any of them. None are Taylor Swift. Richard is victim of the Taylor Swift Standard.

Taylor Swift Standard by Swift's Husband March 18, 2011

Taylor Lonk 

A male with lushous locks, a sexy beast, who knows how to party in his pants with a lot of girls. All girls want him and need him.

I wish I was Taylor Lonk!
Look at that Taylor Lonk!
Best Taylor Lonk ever!
That girl needs a Taylor Lonk by her side!

Taylor Lonk by crazzybob198 December 7, 2010

Taylor Gang

Taylor Gang is Wiz Khalifa’s gang/crew that he runs with. The name Taylor Gang originated from group members always wearing Chuck Taylors. Others say it came from his hometown highschool, Taylor Allderdice (Pittsburgh, PA). Now-a-days, Taylor Gang is more then just a crew. Its a lifestyle, aka Taylor Gang Life$tyle. If you’re a fan of Wiz Khalifa.. then you’re a Taylor. People who love to have a good time and toke it up or get wasted, just chill people who party hard.

Taylor Gang or Die!
TGOD

Damn it feels good to be a Taylor!

Taylor Gang by Mark2132 June 1, 2011