Statin Island Trash

A classic New York whore. Skilled in everything sexual.

Jim: I don't go for statin island trash
Tim:your fucking retarted

by Mister732 November 25, 2011

Staticing

The point when you are so drunk or high, when you look at a blank space and see static as if you were looking at an old tv that you had to slap every 5 minutes,

Dude. Im staticing man, I need to pass out.

by Drunkaholic August 12, 2012

stationaires disease

To design other peoples wedding invitations and not get paid...

I must have stationaires disease to let you get me to do your wedding invites for free!!

by ohh that was nice mummy! November 17, 2015

statistics

A swear word referring to the disgusting experience of having diarrhea at a time when you were supposed to be having fun.

"I can't come to the party, mate, I've got statistics"

by MSc Ed Res January 25, 2016

static dump

It's that thing where you take a dump and when your poop hits the water you realize you were so electrically charged (static) that you feel the spark in your butt, leg hairs or feet.

Heat must be on because I just took a major static dump!

by GardenGateKeeper April 17, 2016

static

to be or to appear very attractive and stiffy

damn that girl over there is looking mad static

by floppy slippers June 23, 2016

Statist's Sister

A woman who is indescribably attractive.

"Johnny got so lucky last night that he fucked Statist's sister."

by Midatsun June 7, 2016