Five Day Status

The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.

Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!

by Perry Hubes February 27, 2011

auctioneer status

When a person is so high on crystal meth they can't stop talking and all night

You're so high you're on auctioneer status

by Ewen McCloud February 24, 2025

Byro status

One having foreskin but denying it to the fullest extent.

That nigga Byro status.

by Berick johnson September 13, 2019

Bum Status

When someone reaches a level of incompetence that puts them in their own stratosphere of stupidity.

Man the fact that you failed the test really shows that you have reached bum status.

by Potatoematt December 22, 2022

Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)

These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'

'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'

'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'

by Yournigga January 3, 2014

Status Quo

Not smarter. Just less honest.

Hym "Well, I guess if the status quo is people like me not getting paid... Then the only way to upend it... Is for me to get paid! And I can't prove I'm better than Thomas Sowell at doing nothing if I... You know... Do more than nothing. That would defeat the entire purpose of this this I'm doing! Which is: proving that I'm better than everyone. Especially Thomas!"

by Hym Iam September 20, 2023

Statue of Delivery

What children hear the very first time you introduce them to the Statue of Liberty, mainly because they've never heard the word "liberty" before but know good things come from a FedEx delivery.

Mom: "What did you learn at school today, Sweetheart?"
Kindergardner: "George Washington, the American flag and The Statue of Delivery."

by Princess Butterfly June 29, 2017