Snatch crackle and pop

When you eat milk and cereal out of a girls vagina.

“We have just enough cereal to snatch crackle and pop tonight”

by 5n4tch December 15, 2022

Snatch crackers

Slang for tampon.

I read the label on a pack of snatch crackers today and was surprised to see that it says unwrap,light fuse, and get away.

by Txhellhound January 14, 2023

Hoppel snatch confusion

This is when you go down on a gal but pop right back up and say "I just cant". When asked whats wrong just play it off as your tired or not feeling good. Then go watch tv or sone other relaxing activity. Most likely the female will think its her snatch and be all frantic.

Man did you watch the Kings game last night?
Yeah i caught it from the second period. Fuckin had to put a Hoppel snatch confusion on Amy again.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023

nice snatch

when someone catches something out of the air . Opposite of saying Kobe

"Nice snatch!"
"Thanks!"

by livhenny January 25, 2023

Snatch snot

The slimy snot-like secretions or discharge of a woman's vagina.

I suddenly felt "not so fresh" so I went to the restroom to check & low & behold there was a big glob of snatch snot in my panties.

by Allie101977 January 28, 2023

snatch fished

When a woman promises more interesting sexual practices in the future after a certain date (ie. Marriage, engagement, etc) but then goes back on those promises.

Bob got snatch fished by Karen when she told him she'd only do doggy style after they got married. Turns out she's a missionary only girl.

by Pursenuggets April 5, 2023

Spinder-Snatch

A term to describe someone or something that bothers you.

You are such a Spinder-Snatch.

by not a spinder-snatch April 6, 2023