shart and dart

The act of sharting (a mix between a "shit" and a "fart") and then running to the bathroom to clean up your shorts. Sometimes also referred to as "the shit and split", or the "toot and scoot".

Mitchell: "I farted in front of my girlfriend for the first time yesterday. She tried to reply with her own fart, but then ended up running to the bathroom."

Kevin: "Ahh yes, the ole shart and dart."

by le-bulldog April 10, 2015

Brain Shart

Like a brain fart only worse.
A brain fart is forgetting your wedding anversery when asked.
A brain shart is forgetting you're married.

I had a total brain fart when I thought I forgot where I parked my car. Then I realised it was a brain shart because I don't own a car.

by grogboy June 19, 2016

shart buckle

a shart buckle is basically just your best friend/ 4lifer and u have to love them forever.

me (ryley) : hey guys i gotta go i see my shart buckle
my shart buckle dalila : HAYYY BITCHHHH
me : HAYYYY

by ryley<3 November 18, 2021

sunshine shart

When someone gets so happy when they see the sunshine, they starr sharting uncontrollably.

Oh dude that sunshine is so good. OH DUDE.. OH DUDE IM SHARTING…oh that was a nice sunshine shart..

by sttanmarsh April 23, 2022

shart

when one farts and shit comes out

Maria sharted and had to change her panties.

by Bogdan Louk September 7, 2008

Shart

When you go to fart, and shit yourself at the same time

I laughed so hard, I sharted.

by W3$tl3y October 8, 2005

shart-attack

a series of rapid sharts, usually in public, like at a party, work, or school.

"dude, i just ate seven chili-dogs. i feel like im going to have a shart-attack"
"im as serious as a shart-attack"
"that guy at the party last night, had a serious shart-attack. he had crap all over his pants"
shart fart shit poop party accident

by Eloy Denis June 13, 2011