The Slippery Avocado®

The Slippery Avocado® is when an avocado is a bit wetter than usual ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Also a lesbian sex position ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that I want to try ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mm~

Oh yeah~

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hey Samantha *wink* wanna try The Slippery Avocado® with me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by xxthatoneweirdgirlxx May 9, 2018

the last supper

When you find out your girl has been cheating on you, right before you break up with her, you make her give u a nice long blowjob... and make sure she swallows the cum. This is known as the last supper.

Phil: "Hey bob I heard your girl is cheating on you"

Bob: "Yeah Im about to give her the last supper"

by AliasJim June 1, 2012

slippery ninja

When one male sneaks upon another male and inserts (slips) his "ninja" into the anal cavity.

Bob: Rob passed out drunk last night..
so i gave him a SLIPPERY NINJA!
Ralf: WAY TA GO!
Kim: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! me too!

by Jon Delacruz May 15, 2006

siper

a hairy jew who is short and fat

The siper was the worst basketball player

by Alec Federico December 19, 2008

Slippery Sanchez

Essentially a Dirty Sanchez except instead of normal fecal matter, you use diarrhea to wipe above the lips so it runs down, also giving the person a goatee.

"Dude, I didn't know James had a moustache and a goatee."

"Well that's because we gave him a Slippery Sanchez in his sleep!"

by OMFGitsSquirting! January 30, 2009

supper

What a wife should cook before her man comes home after a hard day's work, but usually ends up making himself.

"Bitch! Where's my supper!?"

by Mike April 16, 2004

Sipher

(si-f-er) Is basicly anything that you snort that is not considerd a drug (smartys,twang salt,and smashed sweet tarts

Bob:Man me and my friends did some sipher in are class today

Jim:does it hurt

Bob:all depends on what you sipher

by leland giller January 11, 2008