South African Smoke Signal

the act of any sexual intercourse that involves, the partner lighting the pubic hair on the ballsack on fire while the person is ejaculating (skeeting, cumming, splooging, finishing, getttin that good shit)

i was shooting my load and that bitch gave me a south african smoke signal!

by The Long Snapper January 21, 2011

manhattan signature

thank me later

just google manhattan signature and thank me later

by diet soda June 16, 2018

signt

V. signT, si-nt,

VERB
SLANG FOR:
To affix one's signature to.
To write (one's signature).
To approve or ratify (a document) by affixing a signature, seal, or other mark: sign a bill into law.
To hire or engage by obtaining a signature on a contract: signed a rookie pitcher for next season; sign up actors for a tour.
To relinquish or transfer title to by signature: signed away all her claims to the estate.
To provide with a sign or signs: sign a new highway.
To communicate with a sign or signs: signed his approval with a nod.
To express (a word or thought, for example) by sign language: signed her reply to the question.
To consecrate with the sign of the cross.

Bill went to vote and realized that he had not yet signt up for it.

by Craig Oliver May 13, 2008

signing the paperwork

the act of using toilet paper to complete any given bathroom-related activity; usually associated with defecation

Jim: *banging on the bathroom door* Dude, shit or get off the pot. I gotta drop a deuce.

Joe: Chill brah, almost done . . . just signing the paperwork.

by boustrophodonik October 4, 2010

bat signal

a stealthy maneuver done to a guy while he is either asleep or passed out. when you take the scrotum-AKA the ballsac and stretch both sides, making the bat signal.

kid1: "have you ever been dooped?"

marines guy: "no...but i did get a bat signal once!"

everyone: "WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!"

by jneill June 29, 2007

signal to noise ratio

The amount of screaming one generates, in proportion to the amount of real content they are communicating.

People who grow up in empty households (often with a lot of older people) feel as though noise and signal are in direct proportion, which causes them to pump more noise in the hopes of generating more signal.

See also: catharsis

"When I asked her what her problem was, the signal-to-noise ratio was just off da meat rack !"

by handle187 October 31, 2003

virtue signaling

Virtue signaling describes a behavior of an individual openly seeking attention and external validation by ostentatiously pronouncing (generally through the use of social media) themselves to the world as someone possessing high moral values for a trivial decision made or action taken.

Brad: Did you see Thad made a lengthy post on TikTok about eradicating world hunger after his business school spring-break trip to Africa?
Chad: Is he donating his trust fund money to any major international world hunger charities? Is he going to work for one of these charities after business school?
Brad: No, he just accepted his offer in private equity and is just virtue signaling.

by Why am I even on this site June 1, 2020