bombay short circuit

Poking one’s finger up one’s date whilst earnestly pumping one’s fist.

Johnno was engaged testing out a Bombay Short Circuit in the shower.

by Johnny Flange August 15, 2022

Medium-Short

A medium - short is a short medium.

person 1: that's a Medium-Short sandwhich
eg 2: You Finished the race just medium short of first.

by Dizzardary October 20, 2022

mad tea sharty

oof

oof I sharted on the mad tea sharty

by dfjrskja December 18, 2017

Kevin the short kid

Kevin is this one cute ass kid who’s short and has a very small pito:)

Hey look it’s kevin the short kid with a small pito :)

by Ummm nose November 26, 2018

Got the short straw

Describes the person, who gets the most unpleasant or difficult outcome in a situation. You can also say to draw the short straw.

Looks like I've got the short straw, I'm doing the late-shift while everyone else goes to the pub.

by kahramanj August 6, 2019

Kiss a short boy day

On December 3 people are supposed to kiss every shirt boy that they find.

Girl: Hey random short dude! It’s kiss a short boy day so, muah!

by IthunkyouknowwhoIam December 1, 2019

National Punch Short People Day

The holiest of holidays in which those of tall or large stature get a free pass (and are encouraged) to punch any short or petite person they come into contact with.

"Yo man I'm gonna go punch some short people because it's National Punch Short People Day!"

by Ohhhelllnoooooo October 16, 2020