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glaswegian pencil sharpener

An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.
"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"

"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
by Quinterious December 12, 2020
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jayden x sharay

BEST SHIPPP THEY ARE MARRIED YOUR HONOR. WHEN THEY GO TO THE DANCE TOGETHER EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE SHOCKED THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER. THE BISEXUAL POWER IS ROCKING. I NEED THEM TOGETHER ISTG I WILL NOT SHUT UP ABT THEM.
IF JAYDEN X SHARAY ISNT YOUR FAVORITE SHIP GTFO
by iona#1111 October 23, 2022
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National Mr I Sharp day

The 18th of November 2021 Mr I Sharp left my life (he’s still alive I just don’t know where) and therefore I think that that is his day and it shall be the day we remember the no1 teacher Mr I Sharp as he was a truly good teacher and a even better man

To Mr I Sharp “cheers” 🍻
by Elijah gibson November 5, 2022
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Pennsylvanian Upside down Pencil Sharpener

The act of putting a naked woman in a groundhog hole where her ass is out and you use it to sharpen your pencil dick and pour motor oil over back while riding a Wildebeest and it’s only legal if done in Philadelphia honoring the founding fathers
by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023
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The Billy Sharp Rumour

The billy sharp rumour, refers to Bradford city fans and fake ‘in the knows’ creating the transfer rumour of Sheffield United striker billy sharp joining Bradford city, a common site on social media throughout the transfer window, this transfer has never gone through, and probably never will.
‘The billy sharp rumour: Billy sharp to Bradford is a done deal!’
by LankyGuy January 30, 2023
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Croydon Pencil Sharpener

The act of a woman using her teeth to carve a man’s penis.
Girl Ever heard of a Croydon Pencil Sharpener babe?
Boy Nope, show me!
Boy OUCH! FUCK!
by kats067 March 11, 2026
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Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener

when one attaches razors to a fleshlight and proceeds to use it
Dude i’m bleeding a lot from that Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener
by awesomebagel87 February 6, 2025
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