by avenia November 30, 2019
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Get the Santa Claus mug.When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.
Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016
Get the Santa's Hairy Lay mug.When one strangles their penis and testicles at the base, causing their member to turn blue - then taking your sack and throwing it up over the top of your shaft. This is referred to as a Blue Santa.
"Brian got drunk at the work Christmas party again, after one too many fireball shots he showed pulled his pants down and showed the entire office his Blue Santa!"
by D Kay December 18, 2023
Get the Blue Santa mug.When one shoots a healthy White load of semen into someone’s eye and area where a beard would be located. It has to occur during the Christmas season, after thanksgiving.
Bitch I just gave you a Pirate Santa! (After shooting his glorious load... step back and say,) “HO, HO, HO, AYE THERE! You filthy slut”.
by Iberolin November 26, 2019
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A man that breaks into your house during Christmas night. He has a red suit symbolizing the blood of the children that he killed. If you look at Santa claws then he will brutally be-head you.
Little bro: yay! Today’s Christmas. I want to spy on Santa.
Big bro: there’s an urban legend that if you look at Santa during the night he will kill you.
Little bro: dats BBSK.
Big bro: no he has a red suit that symbolizes the blood of the children and YOUR NEXT!
Big bro: there’s an urban legend that if you look at Santa during the night he will kill you.
Little bro: dats BBSK.
Big bro: no he has a red suit that symbolizes the blood of the children and YOUR NEXT!
by Ahdhan February 1, 2018
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