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Santa Fe Sausage Roll

- the most deviant and perverse sexual act known to man. For liability reasons, we are unable to provide a full definition. However, we can say that it involves lots of Texas Pete, one penis, and two men.
Hopefully Tom will get drunk enough to night to try and old Santa Fe Sausage Roll.
by Mr. Thor July 3, 2011
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Santa block

1. when somebody intentionally steals your gift idea and takes it as their own.

2. when Santa blocks someone from scoring points in any sport

3. an entire city block completely decorated for Christmas

4. when Santa blocks you from any premarital indiscretions

5. a block shaped like Santa

6. Santa's head
"I wanted to buy my parents a television, but my brother was a Santa block and bought them one first."

"I was hanging with this hot elf at the north pole and just when I went in for a kiss, Saint Nicholas shows up with more work. What a Santa block!"

"Jason drove to the lane putting up a lay-up. It was swiftly blocked by Kris Kringle. Did you see that Santa block?"
by NILSO November 19, 2011
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Metal Santa

Only the one and only master of the bass guitar Tom Araya (note metal Santa is only a term used after he got his kickass beard)
by Mr-big-nobb November 14, 2018
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Santa

This fatass pedophile who has been looking at all ya life even when u is naked and in the shower 'don't be naughty' what does he mean hmmm? Ho ho ho
Girl:I think I saw Santa looking at me in the shower last night

Girl 2:santa is such a fat ass bitch
by Thiccerthanasniccer November 17, 2018
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Santa’s Svedka Challenge

If you find less that half a 750mL bottle of svedka any time after thanksgiving, you must get on your knee and chug the rest of the bottle. When you finish drunking you take off your shirt and run through the hall yelling YAHOOO.
Oh my god Josh just did Santa’s Svedka Challenge that was wild.”
Holy shit do you think hes gonna puke?”
by Nathan Crosby November 30, 2018
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santa clause

some pervert who crawls down your chimney to give you dildos at night and coal if you're a whore
idk he is wierd i dont have a sentence about that pervert Santa clause
by some dude but its used December 3, 2018
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Santa

A Little B*tch Who Stalks You And Breaks Into Your House With A Crowbar. Kiddos Know Ur Predators
Santa Claus’ Broke Little Paymoney A** Broke Into My House For My Cookies
by URBAN DICTIONARY NEEDS MY HELP December 7, 2018
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