Bert Syndrome

n. The characteristic of having a single eyebrow across the forehead, much like the Sesame Street character Bert. Also known as unibrow.
Nick wouldn't be a bad looking guy if he'd only do something about his Bert Syndrome. Can't he get it waxed or threaded or something?
by ChatteringClasses July 26, 2009
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RSTP Syndrome

RSTP Syndrome is a serious disorder in child psychology.

It stands for Rotten Shit with Toxic Parents Syndrome.

May cause a child to be disruptive in class, tell lies about you which it's mother will always believe, insult teachers and other children and induce it's father to threaten you with lawsuits.

The disorder is often incurable, because the cause (the toxic parents) refuses to cooperate with therapists.
Child Psychologist 1:
Timmy Jenkins refused to take the verbal skills test, and his mother insists that he is gifted, despite his poor score on the IQ tests.

Child Psychologist 2:
Sounds like a classic case of RSTP Syndrome.
by George McBob April 23, 2009
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Gillette syndrome

living in gillette Wyoming until you're 15-20 before you kill yourself from the people there.
did you here that Sally killed herself?
Yea, it's gillette syndrome.
by GilletteIsTrash March 11, 2016
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2005 syndrome

One who wants to go back to 2005 because they either never got to do a certain thing or were to young to do a certain thing in 2005.
My friend Bryce has 2005 syndrome I don't know why he's like this.
by Chuck sobeck January 24, 2017
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onion syndrome

Someone who Cry's simply for attention, or to distract negative attention from oneselve.
You can stop the onion syndrome love, I saw you take the purse, no point pretending to cry it isn't going to work, on your knees or I'm ringing the police
by mitch00uk April 11, 2015
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Hiro Syndrome

When a totally awesome male character in a book or show starts acting very asshole-ish because of a girl or woman.
"You're just being a jerk because of that stupid Haruhi."
"What, do I look like I have Hiro Syndrome?"
by QUACK*QUACK November 18, 2009
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Dinosaur Syndrome

Dinosaur Syndrome is what people have when they persist to keep saying Rawr
She Has Dinosaur Syndrome Because She Wont Stop Saying Rawr
by Chris Smurf June 14, 2010
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