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2005 syndrome

One who wants to go back to 2005 because they either never got to do a certain thing or were to young to do a certain thing in 2005.
My friend Bryce has 2005 syndrome I don't know why he's like this.
by Chuck sobeck January 23, 2017
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Bert Syndrome

n. The characteristic of having a single eyebrow across the forehead, much like the Sesame Street character Bert. Also known as unibrow.
Nick wouldn't be a bad looking guy if he'd only do something about his Bert Syndrome. Can't he get it waxed or threaded or something?
by ChatteringClasses July 25, 2009
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Gillette syndrome

living in gillette Wyoming until you're 15-20 before you kill yourself from the people there.
did you here that Sally killed herself?
Yea, it's gillette syndrome.
by GilletteIsTrash August 1, 2016
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RSTP Syndrome

RSTP Syndrome is a serious disorder in child psychology.

It stands for Rotten Shit with Toxic Parents Syndrome.

May cause a child to be disruptive in class, tell lies about you which it's mother will always believe, insult teachers and other children and induce it's father to threaten you with lawsuits.

The disorder is often incurable, because the cause (the toxic parents) refuses to cooperate with therapists.
Child Psychologist 1:
Timmy Jenkins refused to take the verbal skills test, and his mother insists that he is gifted, despite his poor score on the IQ tests.

Child Psychologist 2:
Sounds like a classic case of RSTP Syndrome.
by George McBob April 23, 2009
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weekend syndrome

When you're so burned out by all you've had to do Monday through Friday that you just want to party, watch TV, etcetera the whole weekend and are unwilling to do anything important.

In extreme cases, you might be so tired that you end up wasting the entire weekend by doing things that are not only unproductive, but not even particularly interesting.
JOE: Hey what'd you do this weekend?
STEVE: Saw two movies, partied, did nothing important had fun.
JOE: Well, it was a long week, so I guess weekend syndrome is okay.
BOB: I basically spent the whole weekend playing solitaire, watching random YouTube clips, and reading random trivia on Wikipedia. So not only did I waste the whole weekend, but I didn't even waste it on anything particularly interesting.
STEVE: Dude, that's extreme weekend syndrome. What the frick did you have to do during the week?
by Daedalus Suburbanus September 29, 2010
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Dinosaur Syndrome

Dinosaur Syndrome is what people have when they persist to keep saying Rawr
She Has Dinosaur Syndrome Because She Wont Stop Saying Rawr
by Chris Smurf June 16, 2010
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Downie Syndrome

n. A derogatory nickname for NHL player Steve Downie, who's play often makes one think he has extra chromosomes gumming up the decision making center of his brain.

n. A syndrome in which a hockey player does something stupid, similar to what Steve Downie probably would have done.
1. Downie Syndrome just took another pointless penalty and put us on a four minute penalty kill.

2. Did Tim Thomas just slash someone after the whistle? Is he suffering from Downie Syndrome?
by Steve Downie's Mother May 10, 2011
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