Steamer

Chicago slang for a stolen vehicle.

"We hop in steamers and we rollin' , hop in beamers and we Rollin..." -Lil Herb

by King Amari October 25, 2015

Manhattan Steamroller

n. The act of preforming a Cleveland Steamer and shortly thereafter wiping your ass across the bridge and off the tip of your parner's nose.

Dude, I gave her the ol' Manhattan Steamroller last night and it took a half hour for her to scrub it all off!

by Tenacious G January 30, 2005

Portland Steamer

whilst someone is taking a hot shower, another individual uses the toilet in the same bathroom and drops a deuce. The shower's steam makes the stink all encompassing, usually trapping the showering individual as they don't wish to expose themselves to the person on the toilet.

I couldn't answer the phone as the Portland Steamer prolonged my shower a bit.

by wastedseaman July 17, 2010

Baltimore Steamer

Like a Cleveland Steamer, except the person crapping on the other person's chest has crabs.

That dirty bitch gave me a Baltimore Steamer. Now my chest and my beard are all itchy.

by J. Windsock July 11, 2011

Ready, steady..... Gaycunt!

Used before the infamous ready, steady, go!

This tricks everyone in the race. They hear the beginning of "G" and assume that it stands for go. They are mistaken as the insult gaycunt is actually called. Those who have fallen for the trick are ridiculled.

Gandhi: Hey, let's race to the toilet!
Idiot1: Yeah!
Idiot2: Yeah!
Idiot3: Yeah!
Gandhi: I'll start the race.
Idiot1: Alright.
Gandhi: Ready, steady..... Gaycunt!

*Idiots 1 and 2 proceed to sprint aimlessly towards the toilet*

Idiot3: Fuck you Gandhi. Fuck you and your childish games.

by Davyan September 30, 2007

steam

A program that let people organize every half-life related game. which takes a million years to load. steam also comes with an anti cheat system called VAC, which also sucks.

Thank you for Choosing SteamING PILE OF SHIT

by Steam Hater March 29, 2005

cleveland steamroll

During sexual intercourse one partner may deficate on the others chest. This is known as the cleveland steamer. In addition to pooping they might also roll over the feces on their partner and get it all over their bodies, this is known as a cleveland steamroll. It is a sign of love and affection.

Marvin took a huge shit on Jessica's chest and then proceded with the cleveland steamroll.

by boratbangsyomomma September 9, 2006