The RocKK "Yeah dude, he got them to do the "Two Squirrels and a Monkey" on him last night"
B-Dog: "Ahh LUCKY! So that explains why I heard Chuckles yelling last night..."
B-Dog: "Ahh LUCKY! So that explains why I heard Chuckles yelling last night..."
by Bdpballaaaa January 27, 2012
The act of jumping in the air spreading your arms and legs wide mid doggie style while yelling "WOOOooo" (like Rick Flair would) only to land on your partners back slamming them into the ground.
by Ed Dontez March 10, 2016
Gretchen enjoys showing off her bald headed squirrell.
There's a hair in my pie..It's not mine, I've got a bald headed squirrell.
There's a hair in my pie..It's not mine, I've got a bald headed squirrell.
by Bald Headed Squirrell January 30, 2011
by Crafty creations June 02, 2018
An impossible or seemingly impossible assignment or request. A task so time consuming, daunting or complicated that you feel you may as well have been asked to round up Squirrel Monkeys (A basic assumption must first exist that Squirrel Monkeys are pretty fucking hard to round up).
I got back from my two week vacation and a Squirrel Monkey Rodeo was in my fucking in-box. I'm going to castrate the piece of shit who was supposed to work my mail while I was out!
I have to drop the kids off at soccer practice and then go grocery shopping, pick the dog up from the vet, and pick up the dry cleaning in time to go back and pick up the screaming maggots from soccer practice again. What a fucking Squirrel Monkey Rodeo!
I have to drop the kids off at soccer practice and then go grocery shopping, pick the dog up from the vet, and pick up the dry cleaning in time to go back and pick up the screaming maggots from soccer practice again. What a fucking Squirrel Monkey Rodeo!
by The Broodwich May 25, 2007
An action partaken in by a male who enjoys fat, dirty, ben &jerry's loving cum-whore. Said male lures in the squirrel and enjoys ever second of romance and sexy time.
Juice is a real dirt squirrel hunting kind of guy. Robert Downey went dirt squirrel hunting last weekend.
by KOKSman original September 30, 2011
one who goes to bars searching or hunting for a dirt squirrel to take home. His reason for not setting his sights higher is either low standards or simply as a time saving factor.
*using the definition of a dirtsquirrel of
1. a female of questionable character
2. a female with a scandalous sexual past
3. a dirty dirty slut
*using the definition of a dirtsquirrel of
1. a female of questionable character
2. a female with a scandalous sexual past
3. a dirty dirty slut
Did you see that dirt squirrel Andrew took home?
I think he is officially a dirt squirrel hunter now.
I think he is officially a dirt squirrel hunter now.
by KeithW May 25, 2008