russian candy cane

when you serve pilmeni both with Ketchup and mayo

- Would you like some real russian candy canes for your meal today?
- Yep, I like them that way.

by romskoloy May 27, 2019

Russian CPR

The act of blowing into a woman’s vagina while simultaneously double fisting her ass.

Jane never walked the same after she received Russian CPR in the back alley of the strip club.

by Starkist69 January 9, 2020

russian candy cane

fucking a girl on her period and cumming inside of her and taking out your dick and looking like a candy cane

Person 1: you on your period?
Person 2: yeah let’s make a russian candy cane!!

by child_of.g0d June 16, 2021

Russian-Jewish

When you look up someone famous on Wikipedia, like an actor, and check their early life.
Every. Single. Time.

Wikipedia, Early Life
John Smith was born to parents of English, Irish, German, Hungarian-Jewish, Polish-Jewish and Russian-Jewish descent.

by KockaKola December 23, 2021

russian sleep experiment

people being held in a cell full of gas science dudes take gas away *timeskip* everybody's flesh is out all over 4 out of 5 prisoners survived

*during who knows when*

guy 1: my dad had been forced into the russian sleep experiment and was the only one who died...

guy 2:how?

guy 1:he ate himself and ripped his skin and flesh.

guy 2:da frick?!

by maplemanwhopostsweirdstuff January 6, 2022

Russian War Crime

When you shove a bottle of vodka up a man's ass with his adult children cheering him on.

Putin had to cancel his state of the federation speech due to injuries sustained during his russian war crime marathon

by Nunchuck April 9, 2022

columbian russian

kahlua + a starbucks double shot = a columbian russian

basically a mexican's white russian

pablo: que tal, those are good columbian russians, si?
jesus: si senor

by o'wizma December 19, 2009