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Date Rape

The act of sexually assaulting a calendar. The target for date rapists are usually calenders featuring buffalo penises. The date rape usually takes place near the number 21 for no apparent reason (it is assumed that guys or chicks get horny when looking at the number 21 on the calender and proceeding to try to rape it). It proceeds with the man/chick attempting to coax the calendar into his/her bed. When the calendar anxiously refuses, the man yells at it for a few minutes, hits it, then pierces the calendar right near the number 21. After having sex with it, the man apologizes and cries and weeps telling the calendar to accept his apology. The woman meanwhile, overpowers the calendar and forces it into her vagina where she moves it up and down.
Yo Johnny did you date rape that National Geographic calendar? I heard she was bomb and looks like some freaky deeky stuff.
by Former Calender Victim January 20, 2010
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Cow Rape Juice

Milk. Because, You know, They touch the cow to get it?
"Oh wow, This cow rape juice is fresh today!" =D
by ArcPhoenix January 3, 2008
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rapeasaurus rex

A term used to describe the extent to which an individual or organization successfully dominates a situation.

Note: Can be used as an adverb or verb.
EX1.

Peter: How did you do on your exam?
Ali: I totally rapeasaurus rexed it!

EX2.

Dan: Did you hear about that hostile merger?
Bob: Yeah...dude totally, rapeasaurus rex!
by Myxomatosis is the new up November 10, 2009
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Noob rape

the act of humping the dead corpse of a noob in first person shooter games such as Halo3 and CODMW2 etc. usually occurs right after the noob has been pwnd by a more skilled opponent. accomplished by killing a lower ranked player then standing over the limp dead body and frantically crouching and standing back up simulating a humping motion.
dude - did you see that noob rape!

dude2 - heck yes!
by xskwizmx March 18, 2010
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High-Five Rape

The unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to give a high-five.
Elise: Katie, gimme five!
Katie: Dude, no way, I've already fulfilled your daily quota of high-fives.
Elise: (grabs Katie's hand and slaps it)
Katie: I feel so violated...
Kelley: And that, kids, is high-five rape.
by Ke'Elso December 21, 2008
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Rape

To utterly defeat another person in any form of competitive activies.
Dude, I totally raped your ass during that last game of Age of Empires.
by MorfinX November 17, 2002
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baby rape

the act of destroying someone in any activity
"dude i totally just baby raped you in halo"
by Lyle Rudmaneeee December 7, 2009
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